Original author: 陌蘼
Translated with approval from Chinese - 露與中的流水賬
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Hidekaz Himaruya.
Chapter 1
"Congratulations on making the star of the month aru, my dear," Yao bit his fork while flipping through the school newspaper, all the while smiling so brightly the sun seemed dim in comparison.
"I cannot say I thank you, Yao," Typing on the keyboard vigorously, Ivan answered without even turning his head before he finally stopped typing. Staring at the screen his mouth twisted into an innocent smile that would make Toris flee in terror, "If I'm not mistaken, the Editorial Department will receive my little gift in a moment. I hope they won't be too touched."
Yao curled his lip in disapproval, appearantly his lover's little trick did not impress him. "My dear, I don't think they'd be very grateful - especially when they return from the interviews and find that all the computers are infected by virus and at last collapsed."
Ivan kept silent, but his smile only grew larger. Yao eyed him and sniggered, "I didn't think you would've minded that so much aru."
Yao rose and embraced Ivan from behind, carefully concealing his amusement, "You know how Elizabeta is... last month she even paired Alfred as the uke with everybody. What's so shocking about selecting you as the 'uke of the month' this time, aru?"
Ivan suddenly got to his feet, dragged Yao over and pushed him against the keyboard, his handsome face approaching the other's, followed by a deep kiss.
"... What are you doing aru?"
Violet eyes twinkling with mirth, the Russian Bear smiled innocently,"I'm just reminding you of a little fact - no matter how uke I'm, you'll never be the seme, my dear Yao."