Author's notes
This work is a parody of the game Darkseed 2, featuring Eridan Ampora as Mike Dawson. To understand the plot and most of the references, I recommend looking up Retsupurae's riff of Darkseed 2 on Youtube.
-new game-
Eridan Ampora woke up from his slime-filled cocoon in his recuperation hive. He had the usual nightmare; he was running down a gray corridor, urged on by his girlfriend Feferi's pleas for help. He sees a mirror, and through it he sees a beastly version of himself before he wakes up. He's been living at home with his lusus ever since the incident with the horrorterrors a year ago, which has been lingering in his mind for quite some time. The Dark World, the horrorterrors called it? Eridan however, is surprised that Terezi Pyrope is standing near the door to his room as he opens his eyes.
"SO YOUR3 F1N4LLY 4W4K3, SL33PYH34D."
Eridan nearly fell out his bed while hearing sheriff Pyrope's raspy voice. "wwhat the fuck do you wwant, tez! wwhatevver the fuck happened, i didnt do it!", he lashed out in surprise and a bit of fear.
Terezi merely bit her lip. "1'M NOT H3R3 TO 4RR3ST YOU, 4MPOR4. 1 W4S JUST GO1NG TO T3LL YOU SOM3 SHOCK1NG N3WS!", she giggled, but quickly her face turned staunch. "F3F3R1 H4S B33N MURD3R3D, 4ND TH3 K1LL3R W1LL B3 BROUGHT TO JUST1C3!"
Eridan simply stared, a bit confused. "wwhat the glub are you fuckin talkin about, tez! this aint glubbin funny!"
"SH3'S D34D, DOOFUS. 1 N33D YOUR H3LP 1N BR1NG1NG TH3 K1LL3R TO JUST1C3, UNL3SS YOU JUST W4NT TO CONF3SS R1GHT NOW!" A smirk appeared on the sheriff's face.
"oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck! i didnt glubbin krill her, she was my fuckin matesprit! wwho the fuck could a done this!" Eridan sweat profusely, distraught of the news. While he has been dating Feferi for quite some time now, she never returned the feelings of Matespritship that Eridan expressed with her. After Terezi didn't respond, Eridan said "am i the main suspect?"
"WH1L3 1T W4S R3PORT3D TH4T YOU W3R3 TH3 L4ST P3RSON WHO S4W H3R B3FOR3 SH3 D13D, 1 DON'T H4V3 4NY SOL1D PROOF 4G41NST YOU. YOU'R3 S4F3, FOR NOW!," Terezi replied. After a moment of silence between the two, she stepped out of the room.
Eridan's jaw merely gaped open at the turn of events. "wwhoevver the fuck did this to fef, im gonna make them pay in fuckin blood."