I don't own Blue Exorcist or anything to do with it. I just wanted to do a one-shot to see if it would help clear my writer's block. Besides, this seemed like a really fun general idea. It always feels good to rant at the printer!
Bit of idiocy and comedy, for those that are and are not fond of it. Oh, and a bit of language. T for SAFETY, I suppose!
Rin's Point of View.
It's been a long and annoying day. Piles of homework, it's steaming hot outside, and Yukio keeps pounding on me. I can feel my anger boiling.
I really wanna punch something. I wanna burn something. I wanna break something.
As a matter a fact, I've probably broken several things by now. I've left a trail of broken chairs and scorched walls. I passed a room, paused, turned around, and looked inside.
The fucking printer.
I slowly walked up to it, and kicked it lightly.
It felt GREAT.
"YOU STUPID LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!" I suddenly raged at the printer, and it felt even better.
"WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP!?" I kicked it over, and it went flying. It felt wonderful as I watched it smash against the wall.
And I raged at the printer for about the next 4 hours.
By the time I left, there were several differently sized chunks of... well, printer laying around the room.
I turned my head right before I exited the room, and went over to the largest piece of printer.
"Piece of crap." I kicked it as hard as I could, and it smashed against the wall.
I grinned to myself, feeling much better, not nearly as mad as I was previously.
I left the room and went back to our bedroom, to find Yukio sitting there, grinning about something as he worked.
"Hey, four-eyes."
He looked up and noticed me, and he seemed to be trying to contain his laughter.
I stared at him, now confused. "What's so funny, four-eyes?"
"Did you have fun, nii-san?"
"Huh?"
"Your little tantrum."
I blinked. He'd heard that?
"You heard that?"
"And recorded it." He kept grinning, trying to keep himself from laughing.
For a moment, I was mad. Then distraught. Then I myself was trying not to laugh.
"Heh... heheh... I suppose it was pretty funny, yeah?"
"The funniest." He turned around, finally releasing the laughter.
I felt a sudden jerking feeling in my gut, as I literally fell onto the floor and gripped my gut, laughing uncontrollably.
Soon, Yukio was following suit.
Funny, how anger can lead to laughter like this.
And how useful a printer can be, despite their normal stupidity and errors.
"Nii-san?"
"Yeah?"
"You're buying us a new printer."
Well, that was my first one-shot. Bit more cursing than I would have liked, less dialogue between Rin and the printer than I would have liked. But every now and then a comedy helps me keep going... like a recharge.
Hope you found it funny, too. The entire conversation would've been funny, but I feel I didn't have the time to even do half an hour's reading of conversation. I mean... who really does? We got schedules and everything.
OH! And check out 'Inner Demons' by 'silent angel eyes'. It was a poem requested from me to her and I think she did a wonderful job on it. I don't think it was possible for it to have been done any better.
And 'silent angel eyes' is one of top 5 authors ^_^
Cya'll next time!
Das vedania!