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Summary: Fran meets a Mary Sue and crack ensues. Oblivion, girlfriends, and monotone. Need I say more? A birthday fic for Pineapple Fairy Queen.
Fran stared at the ceiling for what seemed to be the fiftieth time that morning, and said morning wasn't even that early. His blank teal eyes met the room's white ceilings as he contemplated, "What kind of karmic intervention was this again?"
"Ah, whatever," He shrugged as he stood up and out of the bed, walking to who knows where, only to be stopped when he met with an unfamiliar dark-haired girl with blood red eyes. Said girl was walking in the house, in HIS house, like she owned the place. He monotonously called out, "What are you doing here?"
"Oh," the red-eyed girl gave the smile of the century as she turned his attention on him. She walked towards him with a gentle smile and gave a small wave, "Fran-kun!"
Fran felt the urge to headbutt but resisted doing so. Instead, he deadpanned, "Do I know you?"
"Hahaha," the girl tilted her head to the side as she delicately covered a giggle. She shook her head and gave another smile as she flipped her dark hair which turned into golden. Licking her lips and trying to form a seductive smile, which epically failed in Fran's opinion, she purred out, "I'm your girlfriend, remember?" The purring sounded more like a snake hissing but either the girl ignored it or didn't notice.
"No." Fran's answer was immediate and he sent a bored look as he asked, "Are you sure that you aren't mental?"
"Oh, hush! Darling Froggyfrapplekins!" The girl gave a wide smile as she batted her eyelashes and she winked, "You proposed to me yesterday~"
"Either you are mental or you are delusional," Fran repeated as he pointed out the obvious choices. He stared at her unblinkingly and he asked, "Can you get out of my house now?"
The girl's smile decreased in notches and she asked, "You really don't remember me?"
"Huh," Fran let out a tired yawn before he emotionlessly answered, "I don't even know your name."
"HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER ME AFTER ALL THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?!" The girl's face contorted into a 180 degree manner and she hissed as if she was spitting fire. She continued to shriek out, "I'M ISABELLA MARIA BEAUTIFUL RAVEN NINJA DIAMOND HOUSE AND LOT NEVER EATING GREAT RABBIT SUE YUKARI CHIN YIN AURORA VIOLET!"
"Ah." Was Fran's only answer before he exerted the effort to send the girl into oblivion.
A/N: Fran is a huge bully and we all know it. Come on, Frannie. Hahaha, though on another note, it was really funny to write this kind of crack!parody!fics. This is my belated birthday gift to Dei, who celebrated her birthday last July 31. :) Send her your greetings, love, her username's Pineapple Fairy Queen.
Thanks for reading, ciao, ciao.