LMFAO at Hogwarts

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Chapter One – I'm in Hogwarts Witch

Theodore Nott was bored. He was really, really bored. Theo was so very bored that when he came across a spell in an obscure little spell book that would turn the Slytherin common room into a musical he simply did not have the energy to battle the temptation. The fact that Daphne and Pansy had been extra bit- witchy today did not help hold back his darker urges any longer. So with a flick, a wave and a few Latin words music sprang up all around them, to his delight Pansy started to dance, the robot if he was correct. Daphne climbed on a table and began to sing.

"When I step on the scene
Y'all know me
'Cause I walk with a limp
Like a Malfoy pimp, oh real, ol' G

I'm in command

Don't misunderstand

I got a pumpkin juice and firewhiskey up in my hand

Hey, you're looking kind of cute
In that green and silver tie, boooy
Hey, that's what I want to do (what)
Take off that green and silver tie, boooy."

As she sang she danced on the tables, Pansy was still busting out strange dance moves the likes of which Theo was dying to know how she learned. When she ended the verse she jumped down from the table, she and Pansy started grabbing guys to dance with, and both sang the next bit together.

"Duel all day
Fly all night
Let's get it brewin'
I'm in Hogwarts witch
Duel all day
Fly all night
Let's get it brewin'
I'm in Hogwarts witch."

Then after a very interesting instrumental section Pansy was lifted into the air on Crabbe and Goyle's shoulders as she belted it out, Goyle's surprisingly rich voice emphasizing certain words.

"Everybody on smash (smash)
Wands in the air (air)
I'm feelin on his broom (broom)
Like a Witch don't care (like a Witch don't care)

I've gotta a plan
What's your Floo
We're playing naked Quidditch in my room
Hey, you're looking kind of cute
In that green and silver tie, boooy
Hey, that's what I want to do (what)
Take off that green and silver tie, boooy"

This time the whole common room, aside from Theo who was laughing too hard, started up the chorus.

"Duel all day
Fly all night
Let's get it brewin'
I'm in Hogwarts witch
Duel all day
Fly all night
Let's get it brewin'
I'm in Hogwarts witch

Get your hands up
Put that wand up
Get your hands up
I'm in Hogwarts witch."

Crabbe then began to break it down, in a strange bass voice, repeating words and lines while everyone partied. Then Daphne, who was now red as a Gryffindor flag, battling the spell jumped back on her table.

"It's mornin' time and the wizards are still there
They lying naked with some wands all in the air
Blaise wants it bad he's got a big pureblood sneer
But I say I'll be back gotta get some more butter beer

Hey, you're looking kind of cute
In that green and silver tie, boooy
Hey, that's what I want to do (what)
Take off that green and silver tie, boooy"

They all finished up with the chorus. Theo was on the floor laughing so hard his sides were burning when the music finally stopped and Daphne began wailing for someone to get her down.