Oh God Jordan, you write some crazy things.

Isn't it beautiful? Jordan writes all kinds of things. She's taking requests, btw.

Of course I am going to ask if she may write one about Gerita and maybe USUK..

LITCHENSTEINS EMO FAZEE!. One day Litchenstein woken up with a thought that are cool so she was all like oh my holy levi james Ackerman I will be emo! So dats whet she did. She died emo pps her hur black and she made her clothes dark and emotional like her new soul. And den Switzerland was all like oh my holy sweet austrias boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Whet did I rase. BIG BRODER MAKE ME A SANDWHICH AND DIS ISNT A FAZE DIS IS WHO I REALLY AM! AND DATS HOW SWITZERLAND DIED… CAUSE OF HER EMO-NESS. MADE IN SEALAND PRODUCT OF CANADA. MADE WITH LOVE FROM SEALAND. AND EYEBROWS… FROM IGGY WHICH THEN PETER (SEALAND) GOT.