Alright, this is nothing, by the way. It's nothing, I swear.

Steve slammed his face into his shield in an attempt of a facepalm. "You gave your address to a guy who wanted to destroy you, let us believe you were dead, and then blew up all your suits?"

Tony popped a piece of kettle-corn into his mouth. "I gotta hand it to you, you're great at staying awake." He brought up the Black Widow's room plans and started editing the measurements.

"And did you even think this through? You're putting two assassins, a gamma rage monster, a thunder-god, and a super soldier in the same walls. With you."

Tony frowned briefly at a security alert that was visible for about 5 seconds before flashing back off. He resumed the conversation quickly. "Yeah, well, these walls have over a 100 floors below them and an AI, plus, arguably, the most advanced technology on the planet. Sorry for the inconvenience." He replied, tossing a kernel at Steve's face.

Cap flinched, then glared at him. "Tell me when everyone else gets here." He turned and walked away, politely greeting Pepper on his way out the door.

She raised her eyebrows and gave a small wave, then crossed her arms and walked up to Tony. "If the Avengers are moving in, you guys better learn to stand each other in the same room."

He nodded, not looking at her. "You're absolutely right. Do you think Natasha will like a bed full of spiders?"

"I'm serious." She swiped away Natasha's room and brought up Steve's. "You better change that before he moves in." She pointed to the heavy metal posters plastering the wall.

"Mm. How about porn star?"

"Tony!"

"Fine." He reluctantly restored the room to normal, a boring bed with blank walls and a desk.

There was silence for a moment before Tony brought up Clint's room. "How about an arrow trap?"

Bruce glanced up from his work when someone knocked on his door, both surprised and slightly angry in being disturbed. He slid up from his chair and opened the door to see Steve, smiling brightly. "Hello Dr. Banner."

"Yeah, hi." Bruce tried to reply as positively as he could with the intense aggravation of his unsolved work pestering him. He made eye contact and noticed the bruise on Steve's right eye, leading him inside. "Did someone hit you with your shield?" He asked, resuming his work as the Captain sat down.

Steve hesitated. "...Yes." He nodded. "They did."

"That hurts." Bruce replied, smiling triumphantly as he completed an equation. "I-"

JARVIS interrupted their conversation abruptly. "The rest of the Avengers are waiting on the roof, gentlemen. "

Bruce nodded and put away his papers quickly. "I'll meet you there."

Bruce arrived to see Tony looking pissed and glaring as he spoke foully and loudly to the other Avengers. "Stark technology is one of a kind, it's foolproof, unhackable. There's nothing like it, anywhere on Earth. This isn't my fault!"

Steve slid over to Bruce, looking concerned. "What happened?" He rose his shield slightly when electricity crackled from Thor's hammer.

"Your tongue speaks lies! Others have knowledge of your weapons!"

Bruce furrowed his eyebrows and darted his eyes from one quarreling Avenger to another.

"If you had just paid attention to what you were doing, this wouldn't have happened!" Natasha spat, fury flaming in her eyes.

Clint was silent for once, glaring at everyone.

"Dr. Banner?" Steve looked at Bruce worriedly.

"JARVIS has been compromised."