Disclaimer: I don't own Randy Orton but I plan to one day.
Hey guys this is just a funny little idea that popped into my head earlier today. I hope you all like it. Please review.
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Randy Orton, Ladies Man
A day in the life RKO
My name is Randy Orton and this is an average day in my life.
11:00 am – I very reluctantly get out of bed. I hate to get up early and avoid it as much as possible.
11:03 – The first thing I always do in the morning is look in the mirror. After all I am rather nice to look at and I can't possibly start the day with bad hair.
11:08 – After 5 minutes of checking myself out in the mirror I have a shower.
11:30 – I get dressed in some incredibly fashionable clothes and head down stairs to get some breakfast.
11:45 – After Breakfast I check on my hair again before I get in my car and head to the arena. I'm playing Evanescence on my ipod right now.
12:40 – I arrive at the arena. My best friend Dave Batista is pulling up in the car park at the same time.
12:45 – Dave and I walk in together. Some of the divas are there and of course I flirt outrageously.
12:50 – I head to my locker room and dump my bag. I need to get some coffee.
12:55 – I am sitting in catering with Dave, Rey and Kurt. I'm trying my hardest to flirt with Melina but she's across at the other side of the room so it isn't easy.
1:15 – I have a meeting with Vince in 5 minutes so I head out to find him.
1:20 - I find him out by the ring. He wants to talk about my match tonight which suits me fine, I love to talk about anything to do with me. As it's a joint PPV he wants me and Dave in a tag match with 2 of the raw guys but I don't know who yet.
1:30 – After I finish talking with Vince I feel the urge to check my hair again. After another 5 minutes staring at myself in the mirror I start to get bored. There are no women around for me to flirt with so I decide to work out for a bit.
2:30 – That was a good work out. I know the other guys are so jealous of my gorgeous body. Just ran into Vince. Me and Dave are wrestling Carlito and Chris Masters tonight. That should be ok; neither of them is better looking than me.
2:45 – I'm hungry so I head back to catering. Stacy's there so I flirt with her for a while. She definitely likes me, she keeps giggling at me. I have some pasta then I go and find Dave.
3:00 – I told Dave who we're facing tonight. I think he's looking forward to it, he doesn't like Carlito.
3:30 – I'm feeling tired so I head back to my locker room and crash out for a couple of hours.
6:00 – Its getting near match time so Dave and I go and sign some autographs. I love meeting my adoring public.
6:30 – Just got time to check my hair again before we head out to the ring.
7:15 – That was a pretty good match, the fans were really into it. We won of course. I think Carlito might still be unconscious. I have to get showered and changed.
8:00 – I head back to the hotel and get ready for bed. I have to get up early and do this all over again tomorrow so I need to get my beauty sleep. After all being this good looking takes work.