"hey nick lok at de TV!" sys maya. "nu more tenis!" sys phloenix. "lol u autonomousmagistrate, its de news". "oh ok, nothingk dumb can happen den" phoenxi sys. poenix wakls over 2 de TV.
"GODOT IS RUNNNIMG IN SGDQ DIS YEAR. DE FIRST PROSEKUTOR TO ENTRAR!" scrims de news. "wowww, is this rly news? liek isnt dere somythong better on?". "nick you idjit we halready did wimbledon" maya sys.
"oh yeh ur rite, but why is a porsecutor being in SGDQ a surprise?" phoenxi aks. "Cuz teh Summer Games Done Quick donaations go 2 charity" maya sys bak. "oBJECTION! u kneed a soul 4 dat and eberybody knows porsecutors ar bad guys wit no souls".
Su peonix calls the warlds carities and tells dem he will help them cuz presecutros r evil.
IN CHOURT
"All rise" sys udgey. "is de prosecution rDy?" he contunued. "yes" sys phoenxi "imma be de prosekutor couse spirit of justice". "imma bee de defonse cuz diego arminda" sys gudoh. "m'kay den, lets start" sys de judge.
"ur guilty cuz u prosecute godot, porsecutors r evil and cant donut 2 charity. U must b doing somethong evill then" sys phoenx. "woah, dats gud" sys udgeey.
"show me evidonce i was gonna donut 2 charity!" scrims gudhoh. "i hve something better!" sys peonix wright "I HAZ A WITNESS". "wat" sys godot. Su phoenix brongs the News in 2 testify.
WITNEES TESITOMNY
we reported teh news
theres liek nothingk happening
but godot entrared SGDQ
and evberybody knows dats Summer Games Done Quick
"OBJECTIONE" crims godot "im not in summer games done quick u autonomousmagistrates. IM IN SEXY GODOTS DRINK QUICK!". "wat is dat" asksk maya. "ez, i drink coffee. thats it"
"damn, ur dumb poenix" sys udgey and court was ajurned. on de way home guhduh donaates $5.56 "i used 2 be a denfonce atorney" he smiles.