The Crazy YU-Gi-Oh Story

Chapter One: Heart Aches, Tears and Confusion

"Nooooo, Yugi! STOP! You can't do this!" Tea cried out.

"NO CELTIC GUARDIAN STOP!" shouted Yugi as he dropped to his knees and held his head.

A brunette girl who was quite tall came running from the castle. "Yugi", she panted, "you have to destroy it. Kaiba won't fall. I promise."

Everyone turned around and stared at her. "Huh?" they all said in a union.

"Are you dumb or what? Tristan, Joey get over there now, make sure he doesn't decide to jump. Kaiba you can still save your brother, Infact we can actually save Yugi's grandfather and Joey's sister too. If only you idiots would all work together, I mean, obviously Kaiba doesn't have enough brains to just confront Yugi and tell him he needs to pretend to beat him in a duel. Anyway Kaiba got here first so he duels first, if he looses then Joey tries, then Yugi tries and then if you lot still don't win then I will try!", she said to them.

"Do I know you?" everyone except for Kaiba said.

"Probably not" she answered carelessly.

She suddenly ran over to the Celtic Guardian and said, "Well hurry up".

She tried to poke it in the back to make it hurry up but instead they both froze and merged into one. With no time to waste she quickly chopped off the Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon's head off. Tristan and Joey grabbed Kaiba's arm and wrenched him off the wall. The dragon and all of the Koribohs disappeared, but the Celtic Guardian remained. Everyone looked at it gob smacked. The Celtic Guardian turned around, frowning in confusion. He motioned someone to come over to him. It ended up being Tea who ran over to him.

"Can you touch me? Am I real?" he asked Tea, extending his arm eagerly. Tea reached out and to her great surprise she found that he was solid.

"Hmmm, interesting," was all he said.

"What!" Kaiba exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! How can the Celtic Guardian come to life! This outrageous!" Kaiba's mouth fell open at the peculiar sight.

"So!" the Celtic Guardian a little over cheerfully trying to break the horrid silence, "Am I a he or a she now?" he said sarcastically.

"Ha, she turned he!" Joey exclaimed triumphantly.

"Well anyway. We have relatives to save! Lets get moving" Yugi piped up.