Ninas fic



This fic was wrote a day I was really bored, so don't take it to seriously.

Author: X-Nina

Disclaimer: No, I still don't own the X-files, or any of the characters who appears in it.

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: Defiantly!

Summary: Scully is sitting in her motel room, writing the report of the day. Mulder interrupts her. Then what happens?? If you're curious, read the fic.

Takes place: Before Mulder was abducted and Dogget doesn't exist!! Wahahahaha!!!! ( I know I've stolen that line from another fanfic, but I just thought it sounded so great, so evil, that I couldn't resist "borrowing" it. Sorry, but it's a compliment! )



10.23 PM

Scullys motel room

Knock, knock...

Scully sat on her bed with her computer, finishing the report of the day.

"Come in, the door's open!" she shouted.

The door opened and in came...

"Mulder! What are you doing here??"

"Hi. I... Don't rely know.. Hmmm... I think it was a kind of important, but I can't remember. Strange."

"Yeah, I know that feeling. Wanna come sit down?"

"Sure. Why not?"

"Because I'm so hot that you can't keep your hands of me."

Mulder looked into her eyes.

"What?!" he asked.

"I didn't said that."

"Yes you did! You said I couldn't keep my hands of you! You think I'm a horny animal or something like that!"

"Yes I do Mulder. And I just can't see why you haven't tried anything yet. Am I so unattractive??"

"No, no, I just wouldn't spoil our friendship, I don't think you're unattractive, you´re gorgeous!"

"Well Mulder, then why don't you kiss me??"

"Because this fic doesn't really have a purpose! I mean, it's not really a good story, do you think?? And all Nina wants us to do is to have unprotected sex, cause you can't have kids anyway, but the real reason why she can't keep this fic going, look if she hadn't interrupted we would be laying on the floor by now, fucking! Now the true reason is that she can't describe Mulder and Scully having sex, cause it wouldn't be realistic. She doesn't know how they would react, couse they're never that intimate in the show."

"Oh Mulder, shut up! Why can't you just do it??"

"There you see! There you have your answer! I can do it, but its Nina who control us in this fic, so I can't move or say anything unless she tells me to! And another answer: Scully would never be like that in The X-files! She would never yell "Shout up" and say I should go fuck her. Its still not realistic!"

"Okay, I got your point. So just go in to your room, and I´ll just sit here, all by my self and write my report."

"Yes! Now you sound like Scully!"

"Doesn't that mean Scully is a very boring? Just sit here with no one to talk with and be a geek?"

"Well, you know that's Scully! But she's not boring, just responsible for her own actions. She would never do anything inconsiderateted."

"Okay. Then I´ll just sit here alone with all the paperwork without being boring or a geek. See you tomorrow Mulder. Good night!"

"Night Scully!"

The End