This is set up in a chat room. It gets random at times but I hope you like it.
First off with disclaimer: I don't own Glee or the characters. This includes the Warblers, New Directions, and of course Kurt and Blaine. Enjoy.
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{ Kurt Hummel has sign on}
Kurt: Hello, anyone on?
Blaine: I am :)
Finn: Here, bro.
Mercedes: Me too.
Sam: Me three.
Quinn: Me four.
Brittany: Me five
Kurt: Okay! I get it, you're on.
Artie: Kurt, you are the one that asked.
Kurt: Right, sorry. Do you guys know what's this week assignment?
Artie: You would have known if you hadn't had your eyes glued to your phone the entire Glee period.
Kurt: Maybe I liked what was happening on my phone better than whatever Mr. Shue was saying.
Blaine: What was happening on your phone Kurt?
Kurt: Umm…..Nothing.
Rachel: By nothing, you mean Chandler?
Kurt: Rachel!
Blaine: Who's Chandler?
Rachel: Someone Kurt met at the Twin Sheets.
Kurt: It's harmless Blaine. Don't worry, you are the only one for me.
Brittany: Aww my unicorns are so cute.
Kurt: We are cute, aren't we?
Blaine: I trust you Kurt. And I feel the same about you.
Santana: Okay hobbit, you're giving all us cavities.
Kurt: Don't get all jealous, satan. It's not our fault we are so cute, right Blaine?
Blaine: Yeah, we are the cutest.
Kurt: I love you Blainey.
Blaine: Love you too, Kurtie.
Santana: Omg you two. I'm going to the dentist to get my cavities removed. Bye Brittany.
Brittany: Bye San. Don't let Carl pull all your teeth out, you'll look like a baby with boobs.
{Santana Lopez has signed off}
Kurt: Lol I can't believe she actually left.
Blaine: She couldn't handle our cuteness.
Finn: I would have left with Santana but then I'll get bored. You and Blaine need to cool it down with the PDA.
Kurt: I'm sorry Finn, but if you haven't noticed, this is pretty much the only public place we can show our affection and it's a chat room. I'm sorry we can't make out in the hallway like you and Rachel. I'm sorry we can't do a simply thing as hold hands in public without getting sneered at. I'm sorry we can't sing a duet in public just because we are two guys.
Finn: Umm I'm so sorry, bro…..I'm gonna go help Carole with dinner now. Bye.
{Finn Hudson has signed off}
Blaine: Thanks for sticking up for us, babe. I'm so proud of you.
Kurt: I'll do anything for us.
Mercedes: Oh white boy, snap.
Rachel: I'll have you know we don't make out in the hallway, Kurt.
Kurt: Are you saying that I dreamt it? Because I don't think I'll ever dream something as horrific as seeing my step-brother and his girlfriend shoving their tongues down each others throats. ['shudders'].
Rachel: At least I'm not sexting another guy.
Kurt: What the hell is that suppose to mean? and sexting, do you even know what that means?
Rachel: Yes I know what it means! And what you're doing with Chandler is wrong and you know it.
Kurt: How about you get out of my business for once!
Brittany: I'm scared.
Rachel: I just don't want anybody to get hurt.
Blaine: I think this is the time I step in because I need a lot of explaining to catch up.
Kurt: Blaine, it's okay. There's nothing you need to worry about here, Rachel is just being her original self, sticking her nose in everything.
Rachel: What about my nose?
Brittany: How big is it?
Kurt: No Brittany, that's not what we are talking about.
Rachel: We were talking about how Kurt is cheating on Blaine.
Blaine: WHAT!
Kurt: Rachel, just shut up. I'm not cheating on you Blaine, I promise.
Blaine: What is Rachel talking about then?
Kurt: It's just, Chandler has been texting me. It's no big deal.
Rachel: They have been going at it for two days Blaine.
Kurt: Are you trying to break me and Blaine up Rachel?
Rachel: No, Kurt you know I'll never do such a thing.
Kurt: It seems like you want to mess up any opportunity of me being happy.
Rachel: I'm sorry Kurt. You're my best friend and I'm just looking out for you.
Kurt: Okay, if you promise not to do it again.
Mercedes: Do you remember when we used to be best friends Kurt?
Kurt: I..don't know what happened between us, we just drifted.
Rachel: Maybe we all three should have a slumber party.
Kurt: That's a great idea!, what do you think Mercedes?
Mercedes: Umm okay, I'll come.
Tina: Can I come too?, I used to be your best friend too Kurt.
Kurt: Yeah, Tina. The more the merrier.
Brittany: Can I come Kurtie?
Kurt: As long as you don't bring Lord Toubbinton.
Blaine: I want to come too, I have never been to a slumber party before.
Kurt: Sure, honey.
Rachel: Kurt!, no boys. Remember our rule?
Blaine: Kurt is a boy.
Kurt: Come on, Rachel. Please? He'll just help us when we get hungry. He can make us sandwiches.
Blaine: Umm, I'd rather not do that..
Mercedes: White boy, you can't get anywhere with being lazy.
Blaine: Look who's talking.
Kurt: Umm Blaine, I'd run if I were you.
Mercedes. Oh Hell to the no. He did not just say that.
Rachel: Mercedes, let it go please. And Blaine, you're invited.
Blaine: Yay
Rachel: But you are going to have to make us sandwiches though.
Blaine: Fine.