He Returns…!
Hayate-Sensei Battles the Evil Report Cards!
By Aisuru-Chibi-Chan
A.N:
To Kitade-chan. I know you luff Hayate! xD
And this is from the first part. Before Shippuden!
One sunny day in one of the rooms in the Konoha Academy, Kotetsu Hagane was writing down reports for the genin that took part in the chuunin exam. Suddenly, the finished report cards grew bigger and bigger, until they were bigger than Kotetsu himself! He gasped and scrambled away, but soon got to his senses and grabbed a couple of kunai from his pouch. "What is going on…?" He wondered aloud as the two smallest report cards blocked his kunai. "They've become as hard as rock!" He weaved a few signs and attempted to use Katon: Hōsenka Tsumabeni, but the cards wrapped themselves around him and squeezed. He suddenly felt weaker. "They're sucking all my chakra out!" He said. "Umm…. Kotetsu, prepare the Substit-hack! Substitution Jutsu!" He heard a voice, a familiar cough and the thud of shinobi sandals on the wooden floor. "Huh?" "Uh, just do-ahem! Humf, hack! Just do it!" He grit his teeth and wove the signs, ready to poof into a log. "Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu!" He poofed into a log, and was instantly transported the far end by the door. He saw a hazy figure of…. Gekko Hayate? "Hey! Thanks, but aren't you dead?" "Heh, said who? That was a do-bunshin!" (earth clone) "Uhh, okay…. Oh, wait! You mean that was a DO-BUNSHIN, the one who's head Baki chopped off?" "Yeah." The cough-drop-addicted ninja grinned and shrugged. "Uhh, I guess you have to take them by surprise, is all." He hacked, and blew another fireball, reducing the report cards to ashes. Kotetsu grinned and turned to Hayate, who was cracking another cough drop. "Thanks, senpai!" "Uhh, I'm not your senpai." The jonin coughed and shrugged. "I'm going to the standby station." "O-okay…." Kotetsu was soon left alone to contemplate what just happened.
Omake
As Kotetsu stood there amid the piles of ash, something dawned on him. He rushed to the standby station, burst through the door and glared at his junior, Hayate-sensei. "You~! You killed by report cards!" "Uhh, they were trying to kill you…?" Hayate said, shrugging. "But, but!" "But what?" "But I have to write them all over again~!" Kotetsu whined. "Uhm…. Blame Orochimaru for animating them, not me!" And poor Kotetsu was left with several tic marks and an aching hand.
A.N: R&R, Please! If you flame please don't cuss or anything…. It makes me so sad! :3 anyway, I don't own Naruto!