bugs bunny x human
Fanfic by me (do not steal)
one day at wendys, jenna was just your average teenage girl workin at arbys. Her life was turned over after her bf broked up with her. While attempting to cope with her bf breakin ip, she would turn on boomerang and watch looni toons. While serving a burger, she sat and fantisized her running away to the land of the looney. She had no idea one of th worlds sexiest carton characters eva was about to enter through the doors. All of a sudden the doors swung open and a high voice called out "what's up doc?" she gasped as the tall rabbit came over to her. She said "waaaaaaaww" and the rabbit said "id like a large order of fries please" and she said "follow me." Se led him to the back of the arbys into a secret room. She sat down next to him and said "why are you here?" he said "I came to the human world to get daffy some fries." She said "anything else you wanna do while you are here?" he said "not really" then she said "you wanna make out?" he said "I haven't done that with Lola, she doesn't like it. Maybe ill try it with you". Then she started to smile and went in for a kiss. She puckered their lips and bugs puckered his too. They held hands and kissed each other passionately for a few minutes. After that happened bugs moved his hands onto her back and started to unhook her bra. She started to (I would show you this but my mom reads my phone so I don't want sex on there so I edited it out so yeah if you want sez go read on wattpad lol). After that he said "man that was fun, I should do that will Lola sometime. " all of a sudden, bugs heard a voice calling out inside the rooster ront. It was daffy!!!! He was yelling about him not havin his sandwich. He ran to the back of the place and found them kissing again. Daffyy yelled GAHHHHH and bugs yelled GAHHHH too. He ran back out anf bugs suddenly disappeared. She started to cry and locked herself in yhr freezer. Bugs cried for her lost love, but Lola comforted him by saying "humans are little prices of crap anyway they don't matter" but he said "NO THEY ARENT YOU LIAR" and ran away. He escaped to the human world and was ran over by a car.
THE END XDDDDDDDDDDD
(this was a joke, please don't take this seriously)
-aXis from YouTube