Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Warnings: Kakashi/Sai, foul language, sexual themes.
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Inevitably, Laughter
By MaethoMixup
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The Beginning
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Kakashi blinked. He didn't know what else to do.
"That doesn't answer my question," Sai said blandly, waiting patiently in his chair in front of the Hokage's desk. He sat tall and stiff, seemingly unaffected by Kakashi's blank stare.
"Ah, no," was the brilliant response he finally formulated.
Sai nodded. "Then if you do not know how to ask a person on a date, perhaps you know how to best get them into the bedroom?"
This wasn't his area of expertise, Kakashi wanted to say. This wasn't usually why people scheduled appointments with the Hokage. Weren't there therapists for this? He grabbed at a random paper, looked at it for advice, and then put it down as if he had just gained some great knowledge.
It was a report on sewage water.
Kakashi wrinkled his face into a forced smile. Sai did the same.
"Perhaps Sakura would be a better person to talk to?" He ventured, hoping desperately.
A raised eyebrow followed his suggestion. "She was my first choice, sensei. She gave me this." Moving down his pants into an obscene angle, he displayed a bruise on his inner thigh.
Kakashi cringed, giving a sympathetic look. Several arguments had ended in him receiving similar bruises. "Must be someone she cares about then," he remarked. "Ino?"
A small shake of his head, black hair ruffling softly. "She is... not my type," He paused, leaning forwards now, giving Kakashi a gaze that unsettled him. "Will you not help me with my relationship issue?"
If he had been a lesser man, Kakashi would have squirmed. As it was, he was calculating his chances at fleeing. If he gave a signal to the Anbu guard on duty, he was still only guaranteed a slim opportunity to escape this awkward questioning.
"Oh, yes, well..." There was suppose to be a clever excuse to follow that start. Nothing came to him.
Sai nodded again, as if understanding his struggle for words. "I appreciate your kindness, sensei. Pick me up at fourteen hundred tomorrow then, if you're free."
Another blink.
Then, one more.
"What?"
Standing, Sai gave a small, respectful bow. "I look forward to our date, Hokage-sama." He turned sharply and left without further explanation for, well, anything that had just happened in the last ten minutes.
"What?" Kakashi asked again to an empty room, not knowing how he agreed to this and equally not sure if he was complaining about it.
A/N: This chapter is super short, so I posted it along with the second one.
I hope you like it. It's been so long since I've been confident in my writing. Let me know what you think!