12 AM
Alright, first day on the job. Piece of cake, just 12 to 6. Not too much work. Shit! I'm getting a phone call, that scared the hell out of me.
12:15 AM
That was the old security guard. Apparently the animals get "quirky" at night. What a crock of shit, am I right? They're just going to be free-roaming. I'll be fine.
1:00 AM
Okay, they've moved. I'm not taking any chances if they get near, I'd rather not be in Freddy's suit. WHAT IN THE HELL? I keep hearing banging in the kitchen. One of those things is knocking over plates, and I have to pay for it. Fuck.
1:30 AM
Goddamn this. If I didn't have to pay for college, I'd be out of here. Those things are creepy as fuck. They haven't attacked me, just scared me. They'll occasionally look in the door. He forgot to tell me anything about the blind spot between the cameras. I've figured out the door lights myself, though. I think I just heard Freddy laugh. And what is that music? It sounds like a fucking circus. I just hope I'm alive tomorrow to see my wife. Sydney is my everything, I'm really hoping I can see her again.
2:05 AM
OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BEHIND THE CURTAINS AT PIRATE COVE? Is that Foxy? I used to come here as a kid and I loved Foxy! He was my favorite. "Yarr, me hearties! We be castin' off to sail the seven seas in search of adventure!", ha ha. I can't believe he bit someone's frontal lobe off. Okay, but back to my job. Freddy's still there. Chica is in the bathrooms and Bonnie is... uh... where is Bonnie?! WAIT HE WAS JUST IN THE CLOSET! OH MY FUCKING GOD, HE'S STARING AT THE CAMERA BACKSTAGE! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH HIS EYES?! Oh god, shit shit shit!
3:45 AM
I'm on low power, 40%. Oh god. Chica's outside my right door, so I have to keep it closed. Bonnie has stayed in the backstage area for a while now.
4:00 AM
Goddamn, I'm getting hungry. If it wasn't for these robots, I'd go get myself a slice of pizza. I don't give a good goddamn if their servos lock up, would you rather pay for that occasionally or lose reputation and money for deaths?
4:30 AM
20% power. Not good. They don't pay me enough for this bullshit. I want at least 20 bucks an hour. BONNIE'S THERE! BONNIE'S THERE!
5:45 AM
Chica disabled my door buttons. Not gonna move. Not gonna move. Not gonna move. Oh god... the power. Freddy's outside my door! DON'T PLAY YOUR SONG, YOU OVERGROWN TEDDY BEAR! GET BACK! I'VE GOT A PISTOL! NO! NO!
5:55 AM
BACK OFF! BACK OFF, I SAID! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!
6:00 AM
They're leaving... they're leaving! Ha! Fuck youuuuuu, Freddy Fazbear! I get to live another day and see Sydney another time. We got married a week ago. Hope I survive the week so I can find a different job that won't kill me.