Ultra Shrek X Nick Cage

Foreword by the author:

This is a bit of a passion project that I've been working on for a while now. I do plan on releasing more chapters, if there is enough interest. Hopefully the next couple of chapters will be longer, but here's chapter 1, just a sample of what is to come.

Also how did you find this seriously what were you searching.

Chapter 1

Shrek woke up in his Swamp and stretched his large, onion odered muscles. He stretched down and his gorgeous, perfect ass popped way in the air. Meanwhile in The Cage, Nic awoke and underwent a similar routine, but without the onion love.

Suddenly, Nic felt a strange tingling sensation in his buns. And he knew. It was time. He expanded his dong for good measure and rocketed off to the swamp, the place that would soon be his lover's final resting place.

Nic destroyed Shrek's roof, like he would soon destroy his anus. "Shrek," he said, tipping his fedora and smirking. "You know why I'm here."

"S-senpai Nic-san... I am ready."

Nic stripped off his fancy leather coat and slicked backs his already incredibly slick hair. He slipped off his plain white shirt seductively to reveal abs that are 3rockhard5u. He slips off his firey jeans and reveals elegant, loving thighs. His gigantic peen peaked just over his underpants, which he sensually ripped from his waist, revealing a gorgeous naked bod. "Get nude for me, Shrek, you sexy ogre you."

"Y-yes senpai." He levitated into the air and a sensual glow emanates from his body. When the glowing subsides, his precious curves and beautiful penis-hole were revealed in all their glory.

"Shrek? Your body is beautiful. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. You are a national treasure. You're so pretty i wanna take your face off and keep it in my house."

"Oh senpai." Said Shrek.

"It's getting hot in here. We're going to need some con-air."

"K."

Nic lay down on top of Shrek, caressing his hairy body. "Your films are inspiring." He began to slowly insert is 13 inch member into Shrek's urethra, like how ghey secks really happens. Shrek let out a pleasured gasp, and accepted it with pride. Nic thrusted harder and faster until Shrek's onion love spilled all over Nic's huge cock with a true ogre's roar.

"Senpai..."

Nic's huge fingers wrapped around Shrek's mouth. "Shh... now it's my turn." He then slapped his large penis onto Shrek's gorgeous belly rolls, and rubbed all over them.

"Ooohhh..." Nic gasped. He began to belly fuck Shrek so hard that his urethra began to engulf him.

"Mmmph-" Shrek said. Nick pumped harder and harder, faster and faster. Nic was so infatuated with pleasure, he felt his rainbow cum begin to shoot out, Shrek with it. He came so fast and so hard that shrek was literally blown away. Not figuratively, like, "Oh wow that's really cool I'm blown away." I mean literally he was sent into space with the force of Nicolas Cage's ejaculation.

Shrek floated far away, where he landed on the moon. Nic lay naked on the floor, knocked unconscious by sheer pleasure.

Nic woke up to the still spunk covered swamp shack. The ritual had not been completed. As happy as he was that Shrek, his lover, had been spared, he knew that Shrek had to die for the good of the universe.

Will Nic and Shrek ever be reunited? Will the ritual be completed? Will they fuck really sexy again? Cuz I want that one to happen.

Find out in the next chapter of... Ultra Shrek X Nic Cage.