Andy Devil woke up and what a glorious day it would gonna be! Today was the day of the big ninja school graduation from ninja school and Andy Devil would graduate from Ninja School finally! He put on his ninja uniform and two socks and left his huge mansion house where he was living with his 200 black servants and 5 monkey butlers. Somtimes andy wondered weather the servants or monkeys were actually smarter and better at doing thier job. He locked the door so the slaves coulndt run away which they couldn't anway because their were all chaind wth chains together and went traight to ninja school which was on the other side of the leafy vilage. Naruto left his cardboard box where he lived because he had no parents or money and was a demon fox everybody hate and went to ninja school as well. Sakura was already there before them but whatever. Yo sasuke whats hanging said Andy like a cool dude and punched naruto in the stomach just as usual to greet the fag, making sakura laugh which annoyed andy so he kicked her right between the legs to shut her up. Ow We're at ninja school said Sakura cryingly because she was the smartest (well not as smart as Andy but still pretty smart). Yeah naruto like a fox who went to school and got dinner but nobody listened to him anyway. They al talked about the ninja show they had seen the night before on tv except for naruto who didn't have a tv in his carboard fox but one time he had seen spongebob on skaura' tv and he stilll believd patrik was a smart gy.

Then...

it was ninja graduation!1 everybody graduated except for that asshole shitkamaru, and nauroto but he was like iruka's son or somethin (AN: I don't know LOL) so he graduated anyway nd was put with them andy, sakur a and sasuke in team 7 because naruto was a useles loser anyway nd dient rieally count so id didn't matter itd wasn't a three man team like every other team in the nija world. the third hokage but team 7 with their leader kakashi on a dificult mission of finding a cat and andy found the cat like a superb ninja catfinding dude. Sasuke didn't likethe cat and iklled it so team 7 DINT GET PAYED but it didnt matter cause they stole naruto money and went to eat ramen and drink booze. sakura got all drunk and fell down unsconcsious and andy forced naruto to piss all over her which made naruto cry causue he secretlyi in love with her but he did it anyway or and y would cut off his fox cock.

While all these punny things were fappening, there was evil in the bush. and it was... AKazuki! he was standing in a bush plotting his eveil ninja plans and typnig something in his ninPod. WHAT WAS IT? find out nex tim on Andy Devil and hte seven ninja stones!