The Rock's Pizzeria
Finally...the Rock...has come back...to the restaurant business. Let The Rock ask you a question: are you hungry? It doesn't matter if you're hungry. But, if you are, then come on down to The Rock's Pizzeria, home of the most electrifying pizza on all of God's green Earth. We have Hawaiian pizza, supreme pizza, meat lovers pizza. We also have the house specialty...The Jabroni Pepperoni. It's made with The Rock's special crust, The Rock's special sauce, The Rock's special cheese, even, the pepperoni, ya jabroni.
But! If pizza is not your taste, then come and try some of the Rock's favorite pasta dishes. We have spaghetti, lasagna, tetrazzini, ravioli, even tortellini, ya weenie.
But The Rock's not done there, oh no no no NO! If you're still hungry, we have a choice of pies for dessert. We have blueberry, strawberry, cherry, apple, gooseberry. We also have The Rock's favorite pie that starts with a 'p'...pumpkin. What'd you think The Rock was gonna say? Get your filthy mind out of the gutter. This pizzeria is family friendly. You're sick!
So come on down to The Rock's Pizzeria located on Know-Your-Role Boulevard and Jabroni drive. And you'll smeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll...what The Rock...is cooking!