Alright dudes and non-dudes, I'm here to dispense some lemony lemons all up in here. You might be wondering "Man, dude, what kinda stuff are ya'll willin' to be writing?"
Short answer: All those kinks
Long answer: All those kinks but blood and pain EDIT: and death EDIT: Like, I might be okay if these happen as a story thing of it like of it hurts a little due to it being rough sex but if it is literally the cat is in pain, that's it, that's the fetish I probs won't. You want me to write a story where a cat's got a fox pissing in its ass, a human shitting in its mouth an a kit fucking its nostril? Sure whatever I'll do it. You want me to write a story where someone cuts themself on a thorn? Nah man that's gross I'm out.
You can have as many cats as you want but the more you got the less screen time they'll be gettin'
Format for ya'll to be usin'
Cat 1:
Cat(or whatever else) 2:
Cat(or whatever else) ∞:
Love/Lust/Rape:
What goes down:
Optional (Stuff I don't have to write but you'd like):
Now of course I've got the right to refuse any request on any basis, if I do then that probably means your request is too darn vanilla rather than anything else. I wanna write some weird shit for you dudes.
EDIT: So, uh, new amendment to the rules, for really weird kinks (Watersports, scat, kits, ear fucking stuff like that) I'm not gonna write them unless you specifically and clearly ask for them. Like, don't expect me to understand that you want watersports if you just say you want it to be messy. That is SUPER unclear. Thanks!
EDIT EDIT: A pretty good way to tell if I'll write it is:
A) Would other lemon writers write this?
B) Does it have blood/pain/death?
If you answered no to both, there's a good chance I'll do it.
EDIT: God my informal language and lack of deleting stuff has made this a mess. Oh well.