Misadventure Time with Blaze and Jarvis

adventure time fanfiction.

WE got bored and enjoyed reading fanfictions from alot of our favorite things so decided to create one of our own. hope you enjoy!

So it begins,

Our story takes place in a distant universe in the land of AAA in a cavern of deep sorrow. Two companions were being executed through an unknown spell by the overlords of the land. There wasn't any royalty in the land of AAA only brutal beings of power. Four entities that controlled the realms and all who dwelled within it. other then these two traitors. The entities each represented a element of existence. Time, Space, Light and darkness. and together they could do whatever they pleased. After a minor mishap on after Jarvis used the forbidden art of necromancy to overthrow them using the orbs of power that were stolen by Blaze one of the lands most notorious thieves.

Blaze was in a way an elemental. He was composed of solid air and smoke so his form was rather unstable. He could change into smoke and wind to accomplish all of his acts being the fact that everyone thought it was "just the wind". He enjoyed his acts and liked to pull pranks on those as he stole from them. A habit he'd soon regret after doing the same to the entities. A calling card led the entities right to Jarvis during his dark ritual, but they were to late. A hoard of the undead had been summoned and was used to restrain the beings with help from blaze who used the winds to hold them down as Jarvis did the demonic Ritual that sealed them within their on acclaimed orbs of power.

It was great for awhile thinking that they'd finally won and could do as they pleased with the world around them.

Blaze began stealing everything that interested him if it was shiny or simply delicious. He even managed to steal the tail off a dragon. Not without much resistance. Unfortunately for the dragon the air doesn't burn.

Jarvis erected himself a castle composed of undead warriors as the walls. He erected himself a throne composed of the jawbone of a giant. He enjoyed having his piece and quiet with nobody touching all his "things". He decided everything he'd seen in the past was rightfully his so took what he pleased.

They ruled like this for about 2 days. Then oh glob.

Everything went bad.

(They hadn't really put much consideration into the spell to seal the entities. They'd made the plan to entrap the entities during their first encounter only weeks ago. When they were drinking a rather interesting potion that made the mind and buddies feel numb. (Not unlike moonshine.) Even though they were undead and composed of smoke they had to do something to dull the pain of the entities brutal rule over the lands. They didn't place the precautions to ensure for the entities. Traping Space, Time, Light and Darkness wasn't as simple as they'd hoped in their drunken stupor.)

The entities broke lose of their seal and saught revenge on those who trapped them.

Miles away the two were doing seperate things. Jarvis was enjoying watching suffering in the arena he built within his living courters. Undead were murdering eachother in hordes and Jarvis was laughing hysterically. "Oh man, did you see the look on that guys face as his face got ripped off!" Then he realised he was all alone in this world. only his undead minions kept him company anymore. They werent much for conversation. mainly making gurgling sounds of chocking on their own blood. although several managed to say "brains" after being forced to learn by Jarvis for entertainment. One undead always said "Brian". He was a very special undead indeed.

Blaze was off causing mischief by blowing wind up the skirts of the only nobel woman in the kingdom as he stole their Jewels. He enjoyed his jokes to a rather crazy extent. But he was in control. For the most part. He was flying around the lands searching for some type of dungeon to loot or castle that was abandoned. He'd lost the last of his kind years ago so had no real home of his own. He just went with the gentle breezes that seemed to guide him wherever he could find something awesome. Or a hot dog stand. Those were fortunate days when that happened.

All of a sudden the two were ripped out of existance and stood before the entities they'd so rudely imprisoned.

"What should we do with these insolent fools?" Darkness asked his voice seemed to be coming from everywhere as they were in a blanket of darkness.

"I dont have time for this, oh wait let me check my shedule." Time said with his rather stupid sense of humor

"You'd figure with literally all the time in the world you'd come up with better jokes" Said Light belittle-lingly.

The two just stared in confusion and fear as they awaited their no less brutal and awful demise.

The entities began to bicker amonsgt themselves. This went on for a few more moments. Jarvis and Blaze exchanged a look and realised they had the same plan. To find a way out of here before they noticed them again. Jarvis began casting a spell under his breath as blaze summoned a circle of wind to control what they'd planned. Jarvis was attempting to rip reality to create a door out. The entities stopped and looked at the two insinificant beings and begna laughing.

"You must truly be fools to believe this is going to work." Space said between chuckling.

"You cannot escape what we have planned for you." Time agreed.

All of a sudden the spell vanished and dissapeared.

"Well im out of ideas so can you just kill me or something?" Jarvis asked knowing it was a stupid threat as he was undead.

"Ya i kinda got stuff to do today ya know? THings to Take, things to steal. Some personal bussiness or what not." Said Blaze jokingly.

"we've come to a decision." The four said together creating a rather unsettling trembling around the emptyness around them.

"Pizza party?..." Blaze and Jarvis asked trying to change the subject.

"BANISHMENT" The four screamed together in unison.

All of a sudden all of reality and existance seemed to shift around the two unlikely companions. They looked at eachother as they fell threw the very fabric of the time and space itself. Their was no darkness and no light around them which was uncomprehensible to the two so they were knocked unconscious by what was occuring.

(Meanwhile In the land of OOO.)

Finn and Jake had yet again forgotten about the enchiridion yet again and left it on their living room table as they'd planned a dungeon crawl over the span of the past few weeks and were on their way to finding some sweet new gear. Beemo was alone in the bathroom doing what Beemo always does when he's alone. Playing with Football.

"Hi Beemo!" "Football" said in Beemo's slightly different voice.

"Hey Football! Today I'm going to teach you how to be a world class adventurer like your hero! Me!" Beemo chuckled as he ran out of the room into the living room to grab the book.

"This is a special book meant for special boys like me Finn and Jake!" Beemo said cheefully.

"And me to right?" Football said innocently

"No Football dont be silly. Only real boys can be hero's." Beemo said sternly.

"oh.. ok that doesnt sound very fair." Footbal replied obviously a little hurt.

"aw its okay football. Not everyone gets to be cool and in this book like Billy." Beemo said

All of a sudden the booke began to lift itself higher into the air and Beemo held onto it still looking into the mirror.

"Beemo you can fly!" Football exclaimed amazed.

"No I can't i-i dont know whats happening!" Beemo screamed heroically.

He slipped off the book as it opened and the pages began turning by themselves faster and faster until the end of the book and it slammed shut creating a loud thud that startled Beemo.

"What the glob is happening!" Beemo said as he dropped his game as he was pretty scared at this point.

All of a sudden the book began to glow with a light that shined brightly enough to blind a man. Fortunately being a Gaming console Beemo wasnt affected just rather confused. Two beings stood before him.

The first of them looked rather shocking to Beemo. He looked kind of like a human. But he was a bit transparent so Beemo figured he couldnt be. He had white hair and red eyes that seemed to be glancing all around as if he'd lost his bearing. He wore a black hoodie that was transparent and dark grey pants. he had no shoes on but didnt seem to need them as he was currently floating a few inches above the ground. He looked alot like Finn because he wasnt Pink or white or on fire. He had the human skin tone that Beemo could only identify as Finn because he was the only human Beemo knew. He wondered why that was but quickly forgot about it.

The other wasn't as easily for Beemo to look at. He deffinitely wasn't human. Or a dog. or anyone Beemo could think of. He wore a dark cloak that seemed to glimmer with faces if u looked deep into it. Beemo was creeped out by that so he began to look at the rest of him. He had big metal gautlets that seemed to be stained with some type of red liquid. Probably ketchup Beemo thought innocently. He continued to stare upwards at his arm. or bones that stretched up back into the darkness of his robe. His robe was hooded and had a dark cowl that covered the lower half of the creatures face and he only seemed to have empty holes were his eyes should be on his face- or well skull. But Beemo didnt wanna think about that.

The two layed peacefully on the ground. Beemo thought for a moment and came to a realisation.

"I know what to do!" Beemo shouted feeling smart.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Beemo had activated his alarm clock function to try and wake the two up

"What in globs name is that unholy beeping sound!" Jarvis exclaimed irritated as the eye sockets began to glow with a dim yellow light as he awoke.

"Man what the heck did i do last- wait what the-where the... why does my head hurt so much.." Blaze said confused

"Oh u made the trip to i see. greattt. Do you know where we are?" Jarvis asked Blaze.

"Did u not just hear me. its like the wind goes threw your ears when i talk to you." Blaze said jokingly.

"What did i ever do to derserve being stuck with you. I was good. i gave my undead servants a two minute break after they colapsed do to fatigue. I was a great undead guy." Jarvis said trying to convince himself.

"Ummmmmmm..." Beemo sat their confused as to what happened

"You were the one making that obnoxious sound?" Jarvis exclaimed beggining to gain a darkaura around his presence.

"Ya... so whats up?" Beemo said happy to have company.

"I will detroy y-" Jarvis began to exclaim but was stopped short by Blaze who's eyes finally settled and seemed to regain his bearings.

"Wow now. I havent seen something like this ever. And its shiny. Plus we dont know where we are or whats going on." Blaze said trying to convince his ccomplice to let it go this once.

"alright then. Little square thing what is this place and were is the ruler of this odd new land." Jarvis proclaimed.

"Um... I'm the ruler of this land KING BEEMO!" Beemo shouted excited to play pretend with his new friends.

"I highly doubt that. and if you are i shall rule this world." Jarvis said as he began to imagine what was in store for him

"Dude look at this cute little thing. Hey man what else can you do? Blaze asked curiously.

"Who wants to play video games!" Beemo said excitedly

"That settles it. im keeping him. Blaze exclaimed

They began to explore their surrounding's with Beemo at their side trying to be a good host like Jake had taught him. He remembered Jakes advice of never to talk to strangers. But they'd talked to him instead so Beemo figured it was alright. He showed them the kitchen where Blaze immediately dove for the bacon pancakes that Jake had left over from breakfast.

"I think Jake was saving those for later.." Beemo said to place rather upset.

"Dont care. Dont know him." Blaze exclaimed as he ate the rest of the food.

Beemo just shrugged. He wouldn't be the one to have to explain where the food went to Jake.

"So... where is your torture chamber so i can set to work on my next masterpiece." Exclaimed Jarvis growing impatient as he didnt need simple things like food being undead.

"Um... we dont have one. I think the candy kingdom has a dungeon in it for prisoners." Beemo said confused by what he'd just heard.

"Take me to this realm of candy! what is candy. Can i use it to control others?" Jarvis asked.

"Ummm i think people would help you for candy so ya! everyone likes candy!" Beemo said with a smile on his monitor.

"Liking it... bah that is no good. But lets go anyways this place is just so.. alive." Jarvis said uncomfortably.

The trio began their journey. Jarvis summoned a undead horde with a throne of bones atop of it to ride on very stylishly. Blaze simply floated with Beemo atop his shoulders as he had short legs and took forever just to make it down the ladder out of the house. It was just quicker that way. Plus Beemo insisted because he had flown earlier and was a pro. Blaze liked his childish antics.

They reached a large wall that seemed to be made out of some type of material they werent accustomed to in their land. The land of Aaa tended to be more horrific then cheerful after all. Blaze moved up to it and hesitantly touched it with his hands.

"Hey little buddy what is this junk?" Blaze asked his new favorite toy.

"Its candy! Finn and jake sometimes like to eat it when they get hungry." Beemo said happy to be of help.

"Wait wait wait. this is food." Blaze said blankly.

"Ya pretty much." Beemo said with a smile.

"This place is my kinda world." Blaze shouted excitedly.

"HALT!" several voices could be heard all around them seemingly all around them.

The trio looked around to see being with chocolate on their heads with spears and they seemed to be.. bananas?

"Hey guys whats up!" Beemo said innocently.

"Oh hey its Beemo!" a few guards said excitedly.

"Wheres Finn and jake?" they said in unison confused why he was with these two outsiders.

"Oh those two? they have plans so im hanging with my new friends today they just got here today!" Beemo said excited to have new friends to talk to.

"Oh you should go see the princess so she can welcome them!" One said without much thought.

"Oh ya.. where are you guys from by the way?" another guard asked.

the two exchanged a look. they hadnt prepared a introduction for themselves and considering they still didnt have that great of an idea where they were. They thought about it and thought of it as a chance to reinvent themselves in this new place seeing as they certainly werent in Aaa anymore.

So ya that concludes chapter 1 of our adventure. more will be coming soon hopefully! Were excited to hear what people think or if anyones actually interested in our tale. Anyways thats all for now.