Hello minna! I was goofing around and I suddenly had this marvelously weird idea that I just HAD to write! So, here it is!
Title; The Horrible Truth
Summary; Because sometimes, reality is even worse than what is misinterpreted.
Pairing; At the End.
"Lucy you there?"
Gray knocked on her door, awaiting a response. Erza stood next to him in her usual armor.
"Mmm, I'm so glad I met you~"
Once the two heard that, they immediately shoved their ears on the door, listening intently.
"I'm gonna cook some dinner later, mmhm.. for.. ah... you.."
A bright red blush filled Gray and Erza's faces. They turned to eachother and grew even redder, before continuing to listen.
"Ah.."
Erza couldn't take it and whispered to Gray.
"D-Do you think she's doing it with Natsu..?"
Gray looked over to Erza.
"N-No way.."
"What are you guys talking about? Are you ninjas or something?"
Natsu came in with a confused look on his face. Gray and Erza looked shocked as if it couldn't be true.
"What?"
"E-Erza, if Natsu isn't in there then..."
"Who is..?"
Erza finished, looking worried. She gulped and shot Gray a look if she should open the door or not. He shook his head. Natsu finally couldn't take the tension and placed his ear over the door with them.
"Mmm you're so goood~!"
Immediately Natsu's face flushed the same color as Gray and Erza's.
"M-More.. ah.."
"Minna-san [Everyone-san]! What are you doing?"
Wendy cheerfully piped up as she, too, hopped up the stairs with a radiant smile on her face. Erza immediately ex-quipped earplugs and placed them over Wendy's ears.
"Hm? Erza-san?"
"D-Don't listen Wendy..!"
"GOMENASAI[Sorry] ERZA-SAN, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"Shhhhh!"
Natsu and Gray clamped a mouth over Wendy's mouth as she looked puzzled.
"Don't stop... it's perfect..mmm.."
Unfortunately Wendy removed the earplugs right when Lucy said those words, so she covered her face from embarrassment and shoved the earplugs back in. Erza gasped as Wendy's innocence had been destroyed. That was the final straw for the scarlet haired mage. She grabbed the doorknob and ripped the door off, storming in with Natsu in front as all 3 of them yelled in unison,
"LUCY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Hm?"
Lucy turned her head towards them with her arms on her neck and a mirror in front. Immediately she blushed.
"I-It's not what it looks like.."
"We're sorry for interrupting your..."
Natsu, Gray, Erza, and Wendy quickly huddled into a circle and separated.
"We're sorry for interrupting your love for yourself!"
They all announced as they dashed away, back down the way they arrived.
"I TOLD YOU; IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE~~~!"
Lucy wailed in desperation as they fled the celestial mage's house, not knowing how she had scarred them all so greatly.
Shocker wasn't it?
Pairing; Lucy x Lucy!
YES. I, xKishii, am the first author to bring Lucycest into Fanfiction! I think. Well, what do you think? Like, dislike, leave a review maybe? Thanks!