Invader Zim fan fiction #1
Invader Zim mock-up
By-Echo and Spear (people of this account)
WARNING: THIS INCLUDES O.C'S!
NOTE: Anything with cussing is probably Spear
Chapter 1- Drums, Wires, and lots of noise.
Gir danced through the front door, a large box in his hand. ROCK BAND was printed in bold letters across the top. "Whu-? GIR! What is that, that- thing? Its so…cubey! You KNOW we don't allow CUBEY-NESS! Its CUUUBED!" Zim complained. "Oh, this? Its mah new videe-OH game! We gunna make NOISE! We gunna make MUUUUSSIIIC!"
Gir walked up to the tv and ripped open the box, Styrofoam flying everywhere. He took out wires, drum toys, a toy guitar, a toy base, and a toy microphone. Zim just stared. "Rock ba-and tew!" Gir exclaimed. He picked up the phone and dialed.602-666-6666. "Gir, WHO are you CALLING!" "Your Gurly-friends numba!" Gir replied cheerily. "Wee gunna play ROOOCK BAAND TEW! Yew wunna come, Kitty?" Zim could hear Kit's angry screams from five feet away. Wow. What a mouth on her! "AND IF YOU EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN I WILL MAKE YOU A MORE USELESS PILE OF JUNK THEN YOU ARE NOW!" "Ok, see yah then!" "WU-!" Click.
Kit heard the click at the other end of the line. HE HUNG UP! ON HER! THE GREATEST INVADER OF HER TIME! Suddenly she had idea. Ari=disaster. Disaster=broken stuff! "ARI!" She yelled. Her evil screech like laugh rang through the hallways and down the street.
Ari woke up with a start. Somewhere, someone had called her to do evil. "Yippy KAI F***ING YAY!" She cried. She had heard Kit's evil laugh and knew she had a plan Hehe. When Kit had a plan, she usually had Ari break stuff. "Again, Yippy. Kai. FU-"
"Yippy kai **** yourself," Rah muttered. "What the **** did you just say?" Ari said.
"I said, yippy kai fu-" "I HEARD YOU, YOU A-" "A minus?" "SHUT UP, RAH!"
Kit smiled as Ari walked through the front door, Rah trailing behind her groggily. "You have come. Good." Kit said, no emotion showing in her voice. Kit was like that, creepy. "Why are you HERE, Rah?" Ari hissed at her Sir unit. "HELLO? I was TALKING to you? RESPONSE! NOW!" Kit shrieked. "Don't even get me STARTED on the A minus thing…" "SHUT UP, RAH!" "A minus?" "SHUT UP!" "What. Did. You. JUST. SAY. TO. MEEE!" Kit's voice got high as she screamed. "We should get to the Rock Band thing!" she said. Kit imagined a bloody halo above her head. She looked around for a sharp object…No. Ari was …useful. "I guess" Kit muttered.