Confessions of the Inu Yasha Gang
A.J: Hello, welcome to Confessions of the Inu Yasha gang! I'm your host A.J!
Tay: I'm her younger sister Taryn! I love you Sessy!
Sesshomaru *blinks* Love...me?
Tay: *smiles* I could cuddle with you all day!
Sesshomaru: *sweatdrop* I didn't need to know that! Anyways, lets get on with the show!
Kagome: *smiles evilly* Finally, I'll hear the truth from Inu Yasha!
Inu Yasha: *cocks head* WHAT!?
Kagome: Of how Kikyo means everything to you and I'm just an ugly girl that you hate! *sighs to be convincing and makes a sad face*
Inu Yasha: I do not hate you!
Tay: Shut up, let us start the game!
Me: Inu Yasha, truth or dare?
Inu Yasha: *weak smile* ....dare, I'm not a chicken!
Tay: You will be when we're done with you!
Inu Yasha: Is that a threat! *takes out Tetsaiga*
Kagome: *sigh*
Me: Ahem! *coughs* Inu Yasha, I dare YOU to kiss Sango on the lips, while we all stand beside you guys as eyewitnesses!
Kagome: *aims arrow at me* Inu Yasha is mine!!!
Inu Yasha: *stares at Kagome* K-kagome!?
Sango: *pushes Inu Yasha away* Nothing perosnal, but I don't like worthless demons! No offense..
Miroku: But that is offensive, my dear..
Sango: *smacks Mirkoku* EVERYTHING you do is offensive!!!
Miroku: *acts innocent* My oh my, how could you say such a thing?
Sango: *points to Miroku hand* Stop gropping me you pervert! *holds up fists*
Miroku: *lightly pats Inu Yasha's shoulder* Don't feel hated my dear boy, it's just that Sango is already in love with me!
Sango: *blushes for a second and then comes back into reality and hits Mirkou hard* Why would I love you! You play around with so many other girls, ask one of them to bear your child...you...you...player!!!
Shippo:AHEM!! Don't let Inu Yasha free, he still has to kiss Sango!!
Inu Yasha: Damn you Shippo, I'm going to kill you twirp!
Shippo: *sucks finger* Wah! Kagome save me!
Kagome: *snaps finger- Sit boy!
Inu Yasha: *falls face first into the ground*
Sesshomaru: Poor dog boy, oh forgive me. You aren't dog and you aren't a human either! *kicks Inu Yasha's jaw*
Me: *blows whistle* Settle down! Kiss Sango NOW!!!
Sango: *closes eyes* Inu Yasha don't you dare kiss me for more than 1second!!!
Inu Yasha: Hey, it's not like I want to do this!
Taryn: Your not supposed to say that! *sighs*
Inu Yasha: Sango, sorry in advanced! *presses lips against Sango's and reaches his tongue into her mouth*
Kagome: *goes beserk* SANGO!!!! INU YASHA!!!!
Inu Yasha: *smiles* You do like me Kagome, or else why would you be so mad?
Sango: At least he has a reason, but I'll get my revenge someday! *wipes lips clean of all germs*
Miroku: Mark my monkly word! I'll get my revenge, you kissed MY woman!!!
Sangp: YOUR woman? I disagree, I can kiss anyone I want. Though that shall NEVER happen again...
Kagome: ME care about YOU? Absurd, you like Kikyo! I know that, therefore I wouldn't lower myself to fall for a half breed like you!
Inu Yasha: Wench!!!
Me: *watches in excitment* Well, that's all for today. Remember to review and leave some ideas for dares and believe me I'll use them! So many unsolved relationship problems, don't worry we'll fix things up soon! Let a girl have her fun! *evil laughter* *Naraku appears and laughs along with me*
Me: *hugs Naraku tightly* Kill Kikyo! Kill the clay doll! MWAHAHA!!!!
Naraku: Sorry I love my Pokemon more than you! *makes out with Pikachu*
Pikachu: *shocks Naraku* Pika..chu chu chuuu!!
Me: Translation= Get this gay fag away from me!!!
A.J: Hello, welcome to Confessions of the Inu Yasha gang! I'm your host A.J!
Tay: I'm her younger sister Taryn! I love you Sessy!
Sesshomaru *blinks* Love...me?
Tay: *smiles* I could cuddle with you all day!
Sesshomaru: *sweatdrop* I didn't need to know that! Anyways, lets get on with the show!
Kagome: *smiles evilly* Finally, I'll hear the truth from Inu Yasha!
Inu Yasha: *cocks head* WHAT!?
Kagome: Of how Kikyo means everything to you and I'm just an ugly girl that you hate! *sighs to be convincing and makes a sad face*
Inu Yasha: I do not hate you!
Tay: Shut up, let us start the game!
Me: Inu Yasha, truth or dare?
Inu Yasha: *weak smile* ....dare, I'm not a chicken!
Tay: You will be when we're done with you!
Inu Yasha: Is that a threat! *takes out Tetsaiga*
Kagome: *sigh*
Me: Ahem! *coughs* Inu Yasha, I dare YOU to kiss Sango on the lips, while we all stand beside you guys as eyewitnesses!
Kagome: *aims arrow at me* Inu Yasha is mine!!!
Inu Yasha: *stares at Kagome* K-kagome!?
Sango: *pushes Inu Yasha away* Nothing perosnal, but I don't like worthless demons! No offense..
Miroku: But that is offensive, my dear..
Sango: *smacks Mirkoku* EVERYTHING you do is offensive!!!
Miroku: *acts innocent* My oh my, how could you say such a thing?
Sango: *points to Miroku hand* Stop gropping me you pervert! *holds up fists*
Miroku: *lightly pats Inu Yasha's shoulder* Don't feel hated my dear boy, it's just that Sango is already in love with me!
Sango: *blushes for a second and then comes back into reality and hits Mirkou hard* Why would I love you! You play around with so many other girls, ask one of them to bear your child...you...you...player!!!
Shippo:AHEM!! Don't let Inu Yasha free, he still has to kiss Sango!!
Inu Yasha: Damn you Shippo, I'm going to kill you twirp!
Shippo: *sucks finger* Wah! Kagome save me!
Kagome: *snaps finger- Sit boy!
Inu Yasha: *falls face first into the ground*
Sesshomaru: Poor dog boy, oh forgive me. You aren't dog and you aren't a human either! *kicks Inu Yasha's jaw*
Me: *blows whistle* Settle down! Kiss Sango NOW!!!
Sango: *closes eyes* Inu Yasha don't you dare kiss me for more than 1second!!!
Inu Yasha: Hey, it's not like I want to do this!
Taryn: Your not supposed to say that! *sighs*
Inu Yasha: Sango, sorry in advanced! *presses lips against Sango's and reaches his tongue into her mouth*
Kagome: *goes beserk* SANGO!!!! INU YASHA!!!!
Inu Yasha: *smiles* You do like me Kagome, or else why would you be so mad?
Sango: At least he has a reason, but I'll get my revenge someday! *wipes lips clean of all germs*
Miroku: Mark my monkly word! I'll get my revenge, you kissed MY woman!!!
Sangp: YOUR woman? I disagree, I can kiss anyone I want. Though that shall NEVER happen again...
Kagome: ME care about YOU? Absurd, you like Kikyo! I know that, therefore I wouldn't lower myself to fall for a half breed like you!
Inu Yasha: Wench!!!
Me: *watches in excitment* Well, that's all for today. Remember to review and leave some ideas for dares and believe me I'll use them! So many unsolved relationship problems, don't worry we'll fix things up soon! Let a girl have her fun! *evil laughter* *Naraku appears and laughs along with me*
Me: *hugs Naraku tightly* Kill Kikyo! Kill the clay doll! MWAHAHA!!!!
Naraku: Sorry I love my Pokemon more than you! *makes out with Pikachu*
Pikachu: *shocks Naraku* Pika..chu chu chuuu!!
Me: Translation= Get this gay fag away from me!!!