Summary: Since Edward knows everything, and Bella can just use him for her schoolwork, what else do they do during the day? What about all the other students- bored out of their minds? Read their silly conversations passed by notes and through IM's!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or the characters.
A/N: I hope you like this, since it's just a whole bunch of silly ideas that popped out of my head. I hope you like it!
Emmett And His... UGH, EMMETT! - IM's
Bella: EDWARD!
Edward: Bella! What's going on?
Bella: Tell. Your. Brother. To. STOP!
Edward: What, what? Jasper?
Bella: EMMETT!
Edward: Oh.
Edward has invited Emmett. Emmett has accepted.
Edward: What. Have. You. DONE!
Emmett: Calm down, my brotha.
Bella: Emmett! UGH!
Edward: What happened?!
Emmett: Ahahahahahaha. Hahahahaha.
Edward: I could kill you right now, Emmett.
Bella: Edward! DON'T KILL EMMETT!
Emmett: Please, Edward, don't kill Emmett. Emmett only told Lauren that..
Bella: Keep going.
Emmett: That's about all, I think.
Edward: Bella, tell me what happened!
Bella: Hold on... I'll show you!
Ten Minutes Earlier.
Lauren: Bella SWAN! Who do you think you are?!
Bella: What? What are you talking about!?
Lauren: Leave Tyler ALONE!
Bella: I didn't do anything to Tyler!
Lauren: Really? Your BOYFRIENDS BROTHER doesn't seem to think so. How many boyfriends do you have, huh? FOUR?
Bella: EMMETT!
Lauren: Five, then? Emmett, Mike, Tyler, Eric, Ben... Wait till I tell EDWARD about this!
Bella: Emmett was trying to get you to do this to me! I would never cheat on Edward!
Lauren: Really? Funny. Emmett seems to think otherwise! I've always hated you, BELLA!
Lauren has logged off.
Ten Minutes Later.
Bella: Do you see, Edward?
Edward: Hmmm...
Bella: What, Edward?
Edward: ARE you cheating on me?
Bella: NO!
Emmett: Wahahahaha!
Emmett has logged off.
Edward: Bella! I can't believe you!
Edward has logged off.
Bella: I'm coming downstairs! I'm going to kill you, Emmett!
Bella has logged off.