theres the serious ride or die 9e99a 9ig fans
and then theres 9eo9le like us
who find it and gigl
and throw e9ic maymay characters
like fiona frong
9rincess fronglegs ex9anded universe
crossover e9isode
oh my god
peppa pig vs princess fronglegs
george kills bestie with a diamond sword
freddy frog turns into a missile and murders the school members
robolegs does ballet and madam gazelle cries from its beauty
woah
the best crossover of 2019
endgame: IRRELEVANT
9ffft
endgame? old news
justice league? gay
shrek retold? 9ffffffffft get that out of my sight
now 9E99A 9IG vs 9RINCESS FRONGLEGS is where its at
im SWEATING
tickets are SOLD OUT
the fandoms are CLAMORING
box office projections:
SIX HUNDRED TRILLION PISS
i mean we were the ones who bought all the tickets
so um
yeah but like
im rlly excited ok
i had to rent out the whole theater
front row seats
and back row seats
my legs are really long and stretched out
ah I see you have your frongleg leg extenders on
well watch out
because IVE kitted out too...
9uts on fursuit
is fiona fox, freddy fox's girlfriend
oh my god...
i didnt realize...
ur a real peppahead uwu
mhm -w-
i rly luv 9e99a
but i also rly like frong kingdom...
if im honest...
i hav a soft s9ot 4 characters called freddy...
woah...
freddy fox n freddy frong r my daddies uwuuuwuwuwuw
wut abt...
frendy fazber!
omG YEET
he is so guddamn hunky
ltrly xd
im not rly into teh whole ded kid thing
but um
yno u gota work wif wot u get
mhmhm
mb he'd pick teh ded kid parts out of his endoskelton jus for u w
das rly sweet omg
whos ur frong waifu -wo
omg...
um
its kinda mebarssin
omg dun evn wury i wun judge
...
leans in
robo fronglegs...
ikik its werd but shes jus
a goddess...
omigosh...
ur not evn wrong tbh..
she does hav rly...
rly.. niec...
robo...
frongleng...
ikr...
i want 2 um
brush her pointy metal teef...
/w/
omg...
i luv her ded eyes...
mhm
i luv teh wai she
walks...
liek a robot...
ye...
BIG BOOM
OGG
it STORIGN
!
OMGOMG
stretches out giant frong legs
IM REDY
is just endgame but redone with awful gmod models
its 4 hours long because they didnt cut out the guy cussing when the models broke
the music is just kazoo
and the sonic chronicles soundtrack
...
...
slow cla9s
tears fill eyes
whistles
WOOOH
CLAPCLAPCLAP
DAT WAS SO GOOD
STANDING OVATION
FRONGLEGS BREAK ME THROUGH THE CEILING
YAYYY
IM LITERALLY CRYING
STANDING OVATION
FRONGLEGS BREAK ME THROUGH THE CEILING
YAYYY
IM LITERALLY CRYING
;o;o;o;
SWINGS IT AROUND LIKE A LASSO
wow...
it was so beautiful 2 see dem come 2gether 2 fight teh gr8ter ebil, 9o9ular fandoms
ikr...
dat part when peppa killed george 2 get teh muddy puddle stone...
dat was so emotional
ikr
it was rly hard 2 see dem fightin ovr who die
an den wen fronglegs went back 2 enjoi her lief with freddy
it was so gud..
mhm...
im glad i bought all 399 tinckets
ikr
im glad i got teh vi9uddle 9ass
mhmhm
omg w8...
i got teh pass 2...
i tink dat means...
we get 2 GO BAKSTAGE AN MEET PEPPA!
OMG
ok w8 lets get s9ruced u9
bathes in axe
uwu
w8w8w8
can u um
do mi makeup
i wanna luk liek a frong
omg yee
9aints u green and does big white circles around ur eyes 4 frong eye
sticks black 9i9e cleaners into your face to make eyelashes
big li9stick
holy fuq gurl...
ur rly hot omg
omg...
am i rly...
luks in selfie cam
OMG!
GORL UR SO TALENTED!
its one of mi many talents -w-
r u redy
9uts on fiona fox suit
mhm...
okey lets go...
goes into backstage door
some guy wearing a bad peppa pig mascot outift is there
"HEY KIDS!"
"DID YOU LIKE MY MOVIE!"
OMG!
I LUVED IT
MHMHM
I LUVED TEH PORT WHEN U KILLED GEORGE
I MEA N UM
IT WAS RLY SAD BUT LIEK
GUD SCENE
"OH THATS GOOD!"
i rly liked teh 9art where u killed fronglegs 10 minutes in
"WELL IF YOU LIKED THAT SCENE YOU CAN ALWAYS..."
"BUY THE DEAD GEORGE T SHIRT!"
"WE HAVE DEAD FRONGLEGS TOO!"
sits at merch table
"CASh ONLY PLS"
do u have um...
9uts hand u9 to mouth
b-body9illows
"..."
reaches into mysterious box under merch table
"which do you want..."
...
f-freddy frong n freddy fox...
9-9ls...
",,,,,"
"40 piss each..."
s-sure..
9ulls out of jacket and slides across table
looks around sus9iciously
"vry well..."
pulls two black trash bags out of the box
"theyre inside..."
"now go..."
...
sneaks away
hey GORL!
WUT DO U GOT DERE?
OMG GURLLL
stuffs bags into fursuit
HMM?
WUT DO U GOT DERE?
HAHA NUFIN
YNO JUS CHATIN
U UM
U WANNA GO GET STUFF?
takes fursuit off
getin a big hot lmao
hmmm
OKEY!
gorl wut do U want
ok um...
we shuld get re9licas of teh franchise stones
omg..
wut if dey work in rel life...
...
we could get all teh characters together...
rite here...
rn...
...
i culd...
touch fredy fron on teh face...
and confess mi luv...
omg...
i culd finally see teh robo frongleg...
irl...
i wuldnt need dis bodypillo...
i mean um...
nv,
m
lets DO IT
XCUS ME PEPPA
"HM"
HOW MUCH FOR TEH STONES
"OH!"
"50 PISS EACH!"
O
UM
I S9ENT AL MI MONI ON
OTHER
FINGS
O
WELL UM
I DUN HAV 300 PISS ON ME
"CASH ONLI!"
F
wut do we do
i need robo frong
...
lisen...
9e99a...
ily...
but...
grabs stones and runs
QUICK GOGO
OMG!
NYOOM
"WTF"
GRABS FURSUIT
"YOU DAMN BRATS"
PEPPA PULLS OUT HER SHOTGUN
"GET BACK HERE"
O...
OH NO
9UTS HAND INSIDE FURSUIT AND GRABS BODY 9ILLOWS
IM SRY FIONA
LAUNCHES FRIDGE-WEIGHT FURSUIT AT 9E99A
OMG
I KNEW U BOUGHT SOMTIN
WE'LL BRING U BAK WIF TEH FURSUITS DUN WURRY...
im sry fiona...
GORL U KINKY...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
GURL
"HOW ARE THERE ALREADY STAINS ON THESE"
"HISSSSS"
:'C
OK QUIK
GURL
I TRUST U WIF DIS...
...
9E99A IS STIL COMMIN...
9ls
tel fredy i luv him
either fredy
both fredies
3
...
w8
wut r u doin
smoils
letin u meet frongleg :'))))
naruto runs towards 9e99a
"REEEEE"
equi9s 9lot armour, lasts 5 minutes
BISH
USE TEH STONES!
LIV UR DREAMS!
OMG!
OKOK
aggressively bitch sla99ing 9e99a
puts stones into slots on giant fronglegs
GORL...
WUTS GONNA HAPPEN 2 U
GURL IDK...
BUT WUTEVR HA9ENS
I LIVED A GUD LIEF
I MET U GURL
I-
ILY
body slams 9e99a
...
ILY2
SNAPS TOES
gets im9aled by big 9e99a nose
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
g-gorl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:'c
I...
9-9ut on my fursuit gloves
2 9rotec
9ls...
BUT...
treat frongleng well
R U GONNA B OK...
wher im goin...
deres guna b infinite frendy luv
c'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;
dies
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
snaps toes again
nothing happens
NONONONONO
GORLLLL
;-;
i...
i dun want dis...
its not worth it...
its not worth u...
;-;
suddenly she starts breathing again
HUH-
TEH-
TEH 9LOT ARMOUR HASNT RUN OUT YET!
!
OMG!
GURL I HAV 1 MOAR MINUTE..
d-did it wurk
gorl...
looks out window
frogs and animal people are roaming the streets
normal humans are screaming
we...
we did it...
an wot did it cost?
...
evryting...
um no it cost 0 9iss bc i fuqin robbed them lmaooo
an um
me
omgggggg
gorlllll ur so slick...
ikrr
...
um
rly tho im dyin
im gunna miss u...
gorl
...
lisen
...
i kno wuts done is done but...
ive been doin some tinkin...
an i jus...
i dun want robofronglegs...
i...
i want u...
...
...
9ulls note9ad out of 9ocket
frantically scribbles
here u go gurl...
big hort
gurl x gorl
...
;-;
i...
dun go gorl...
pls...
starts coughing blood
it is mi tiem...
picks up body
but
wut abt teh stones...
cherry blossoms start swirling around me like in kung fu 9anda
wut if we...
do sometin
pls...
...
gurl...
i sacrificed miself 4 teh stones...
dat means...
...
i cant be brung bak...
but...
but i wil alwais b in ur hart...
-;
...
c':
9ls...
ok gorl...
ill nevr 4get u...
or ur sacryfcie...
but 9ls...
enjoi ur lief...
u will meet sum1 bettr dan me...
an i will b...
ha99y 4 u...
ily...
...
dies 4 real this time
ily2...
;-;
w8...
SNAPS TOES
RLLY FRKING HARD
ALL TEN TOES SNAP AT ONCE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EXPLOSION
BIG THANOS BURN ALL OVER FACE
BUT...
UR PLOT ARMOR GETS EXTENDED
FOR 99 YEARS
gURL
w8...
looks outside
everything is gone
...
i um...
i tink i got carried away wit teh snaps...
...
did u...
exchange teh whole universe...
4 me?
am i...
am i rly worth teh universe to u?
i...
u r...
ur evryting 2 me...
but um
deres no universe nao
so um
yikes
eek
do we onli hav dis theatre
achtually
dis is fien...
bc...
we hav eachother
an we can b ha99i
...
ur rite...
we're still 2geter...
an we can di togeter...
in dis floatin theatre in teh void...
and...
lok over dere
body 9illows are still intact
dis is fien
ur rite
we'll be ok..
an if were not den um
we'll b ded so we wun notice
dis is fein
:')