Link fell down the stone steps leading up to ganondorf ,Letting out a large shart that overpowered ganon's violin playing..And like that everything was silent..Suddenly link head footsteps coming towards him..It was ganonondorf crossing his arms ...
"So you think that was an impressive fart huh?"He snarled at link ,Of course the elf boy just looked confused at the prince of darkness's question..
"I'll show you what a real powerful fart sound's like!"Ganon postioned himself in a bending position , Letting out a long , Loud wet fart..Link just stared up at ganondorf as a couple of monsters from some hallways down peeked their head's in to see what the fuck was going down..
A pair of undead looked to one another ...
"What died ?"One asked as the fart still stretched on..The fart started to get massive and the entire floor started to vibrate from ganondorf's massive ass trumpet...Purple Fire started coming out and navi started to fly away.
"Nope!"She added floating away to leave link alone with the deadly assassin...The fires started to get stronger and link held up hsi sheild so he would not get badly burnt ...Ganon grunted harder when he popped a blood vessel in his eyes and stopped farting...He fell down the stairs and link just bashed his nose with a shield knocking him out and defeating him..Link then pulled down his pants and farted on Ganondorf's face so hard and more massive than ganondorf's that green flame came out burning ganondorf into nothing..Link looked down to ganon's ashy remains and muttered..
"It's not about whose fart is more impressive ...It's all about the size of your anus...You had such a little anus that you tried forcing such a massive fart out of that it lead to injury and your own demise ."He said with a serious expression, He turned to the stairs of the now shaking and falling apart castle...Link had a princess to save !