Coruscant Nights: A Vong Interlude (Part One)
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Two Yuuzhan Vong , two Jedis, one ex New Republic General and
Emperor Palpatine have been mysteriously transported across
space and time to the "Red Rancor" tapcafe in Coruscant where they
are trapped inside.....
Nom Anor: Potent One,look upon the unworthy scum.
Han : Watch it, scaby....You'd better be careful 'bout who
you're callin scum!
Tsavong : Humph!Impertinent vermin!Bow down and worship Yun-Yammka!
Mara : Yun-Yammka this! (lashes her boots into the groin of Tsavong,
who utters a soft squeal)
Palpy: Now,now, my Hand.Physical exertion is for puny little Jedis
but the strong use Force Lightning!(blue streaks fly from his
aged fingers and jolts Tsavong into a pain tattoo)
Luke: I thought you were dead?!! (faints)
Han: Heck, I knew for a long time the kid didn't have two brass ones..
(sniggers)
Mara: HAN SOLO! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!!
Nom Anor: Master, the vermin are squabbling again. Erm..master..?
Tsavong: Huh..huh?! Oh..that.Never mind, I still feel the pain of
the attack of the black-robed one.This is all your fault
since you took my amphistaff and it got stolen by that battle
nek!
R2-D2: Bleepbloopbloop beep-boink brreeep!!
Nom & Tsavong:SILENCE!!ABOMINATION(kicks the midriff of Artoo,
who jabs Nom Anor with his arc welder)
Nom & Tsavong:OUCH!#@&%$%!!
Palpy:I don't understand...why do you inferior species hate droids?
Nom Anor:They are abominations who insult our gods with their
mere presence.
Palpy:Nah, I think you two are the abominations because of the plain
fact that you're not of human stock, which is the PURE RACE!!
Nom Anor:We may be trapped here but that doen't prevent me from
slaying you
Palpy:Ah....Small words indeed.Watch and learn, you aliens.
(pelts Tsavong again,leaving the Yuuzhan Vong warmaster convulsing)
Nom Anor:I will disembowel YOOOUUUUU!( lunges with his amphistaff,
spitting venom everywhere)
Han Solo:OW!Nerf-for-brains....THAT'S IT!YOU"RE DEAD( whips out the DL-44
heavy blaster and shoots wildlyapparently drunk)
Luke: Han,don't give in to your anger.Anger leads to hate and hate is of the dark
side....The Vong can absorb any negative thoughts..
Han Solo: Huh?
Palpy:Huh?
Mara:Skywalkers.....(throws her hands in despair)
Nom Anor:Aha!The door...it has opened!
Tsavong:Yammosk,I want my yammosk..Mummy...(still curled up in pain)
(Nom Anor drags the Warmaster out of thr Red Rancor)
Mara:Luke, go follow the Vong.
Luke:Yes ,madam JEDI
Han Solo:Jade, that farmer has no brass ones ,what made you think he'll go?
Mara: For starters, he's my husband....
Palpy:*grins*
Han Solo:No grinning!Close it old man!
Palpy:Make me, SPACE PIRATE.
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END
(Look out for Part Two, coming out in the first week of November)
Disclaimer:All recognizable characters belong to LucasFilm
This work may not be distributed without prior notification
to me at jedimaster_solo@rebelspy.net
Two Yuuzhan Vong , two Jedis, one ex New Republic General and
Emperor Palpatine have been mysteriously transported across
space and time to the "Red Rancor" tapcafe in Coruscant where they
are trapped inside.....
Nom Anor: Potent One,look upon the unworthy scum.
Han : Watch it, scaby....You'd better be careful 'bout who
you're callin scum!
Tsavong : Humph!Impertinent vermin!Bow down and worship Yun-Yammka!
Mara : Yun-Yammka this! (lashes her boots into the groin of Tsavong,
who utters a soft squeal)
Palpy: Now,now, my Hand.Physical exertion is for puny little Jedis
but the strong use Force Lightning!(blue streaks fly from his
aged fingers and jolts Tsavong into a pain tattoo)
Luke: I thought you were dead?!! (faints)
Han: Heck, I knew for a long time the kid didn't have two brass ones..
(sniggers)
Mara: HAN SOLO! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!!
Nom Anor: Master, the vermin are squabbling again. Erm..master..?
Tsavong: Huh..huh?! Oh..that.Never mind, I still feel the pain of
the attack of the black-robed one.This is all your fault
since you took my amphistaff and it got stolen by that battle
nek!
R2-D2: Bleepbloopbloop beep-boink brreeep!!
Nom & Tsavong:SILENCE!!ABOMINATION(kicks the midriff of Artoo,
who jabs Nom Anor with his arc welder)
Nom & Tsavong:OUCH!#@&%$%!!
Palpy:I don't understand...why do you inferior species hate droids?
Nom Anor:They are abominations who insult our gods with their
mere presence.
Palpy:Nah, I think you two are the abominations because of the plain
fact that you're not of human stock, which is the PURE RACE!!
Nom Anor:We may be trapped here but that doen't prevent me from
slaying you
Palpy:Ah....Small words indeed.Watch and learn, you aliens.
(pelts Tsavong again,leaving the Yuuzhan Vong warmaster convulsing)
Nom Anor:I will disembowel YOOOUUUUU!( lunges with his amphistaff,
spitting venom everywhere)
Han Solo:OW!Nerf-for-brains....THAT'S IT!YOU"RE DEAD( whips out the DL-44
heavy blaster and shoots wildlyapparently drunk)
Luke: Han,don't give in to your anger.Anger leads to hate and hate is of the dark
side....The Vong can absorb any negative thoughts..
Han Solo: Huh?
Palpy:Huh?
Mara:Skywalkers.....(throws her hands in despair)
Nom Anor:Aha!The door...it has opened!
Tsavong:Yammosk,I want my yammosk..Mummy...(still curled up in pain)
(Nom Anor drags the Warmaster out of thr Red Rancor)
Mara:Luke, go follow the Vong.
Luke:Yes ,madam JEDI
Han Solo:Jade, that farmer has no brass ones ,what made you think he'll go?
Mara: For starters, he's my husband....
Palpy:*grins*
Han Solo:No grinning!Close it old man!
Palpy:Make me, SPACE PIRATE.
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END
(Look out for Part Two, coming out in the first week of November)