I don't own Yugioh GX, eBay , Cousin It, the Cheshire Cat, or rubber chickens.
Syrus's POV
"Okay Psychopath, there are two minutes left. There's no way you can outbid me now," I said, watching the seconds tick away for this particular eBay bid. I heard the door open and looked behind m to see Jaden come in.
"Hey Sy, what's up?" he asked, looking at the computer screen.
"I'm trying to outbid this weird guy for a rubber chicken catapult. Anyone who wants to pay fifty dollars for one has to want to use it for something evil," I replied, noticing that Psychopath had just raised his bet to seventy-five dollars. I raised my bet to seventy-six, but was completely outbid when he raised his bet to one hundred dollars.
"Well, it looks like Psychopath got the catapult, and twenty rubber chickens as well," Jaden said. "I wonder who would want it," he continued. I then noticed something on the screen.
"That's weird, it looks like he's sending me his email address," I said. Once the address was on my screen, I emailed Psychopath and asked him what he was going to do with the catapult. I immediatly got a reply saying that he was going to use it on his boyfriend when his birthday rolled around.
"It looks like Psycopath's gay, huh Sy," Jaden said.
"It sure looks that way, Jaden," I replied.
-six weeks later-
I was walking in the woods, just enjoying the day, when something hit me in the head just hard enough to make me lose my balance. I looked down and picked up the object: a rubber chicken.
"What the...," I was cut off as another rubber chicken hit me, followed by yet another.
"Rubber chicken attack!" I heard a familair voice yell before being pelted with five more rubber chickens. I got up, only to be jumped on by a mass of fur that was holding a rubber chicken in a suit.
"So, did you like my surprise?" the mass of fur asked, before turning into a human.
"It was... original. Thanks, Elizabeth," I said, smiling.
"No problem. Happy birthday, by the way," she said.
"So, you're Psycopath," I said.
'Yes I am, and this is Mr. Clucksworth," she said, pointing at the tuxedo-wearing rubber chicken.
"Hello, Syrus," she said, trying to do a little ventrilaquist act with Mr. Clucksworth. I chuckled as I returned the chicken's greeting. I felt Elizabeth's lips brush against my cheek before one last rubber chicken pelted us both.
"Liz, uh, I think it's time for a haircut. For a minute I thought Cousin It was the one who jumped on me," I said, giving her what she called my Cheshire Cat smile.
"I know, I know," she said, before I pressed my lips to hers. She was startled at first but then she deepened the kiss. We pulled away a minute later, gasping for breath.
"Happy birthday, Syrus," she said, and pulled me close for another kiss.
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