Well, during my attempt to write a few music memes concerning Jazz, my muse decided to be a pain in the butt and left me halfway, and an author cannot write without their muse. So, Jazz decided to take over, and well...this is is the conversation that happened...
Oh yeah;
Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers. If I did, I'd be rubbing in all your faces.
"I swear to God Jazz, you'll be the death of me."
"Can I help it if you organics have some sweet tunes?"
"Mmmmno, we have some pretty awesome music, I'll give you that, but…"
"Buuut?"
"Do you really have to dance to them all? I mean, I don't think Epps can take me writing about any more damage to his lawn. He's been bitchin' to me about his prized exotic roses, not to mention getting hypnotized by your crotch is making Epps and Lennox question themselves…"
"hehehe"
"Do you really have to do the crazy dances, especially the ones with the crazy crotch grabs/pivoting?"
"Yes, yes I do."
"I'm afraid to ask why…"
"evil smile"
"DEFINITELY don't want to know!"
"Says the girl who loves robo-slash pr0n."
"blushes Crazy-ass cracked out Autobot…"
"Say what you want, you know I turn you one!"
"redder than a tomato"
"KNEW IT!"
"Jazz, shut up before I squash you."
"Pfft, you can try!"
"You're a six inch figment of my imagination who, might I add, is sitting on my shoulder, it wouldn't be too hard."
"I transform into a Porsche."
"I had a cat once, catching you would be a cakewalk."
"…damn it all!"
"smirks"
"I hate you…"
"I love you too, now come on, I got the urge to write you dancing to MC Hammer."
"…"
"NOW!"
"EEP! Yes m'am!"
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