Can pirates be allowed to love?
CHAPTER 1: The Depression
Jack was drinking in his hotel room. Not like that is a surprise or anything. The remainders of his heart were broken. "Women, made by the spirits to wreck our lives. DAMN YOU SPIRITS!" Jack was talking to himself. He was trying to hold his tears back. "God, if Will had a heart I would rip it out and eat it with salt."
This time he gave up on holding the tears back, and started bawling his brains out. A woman knocked on the door yelling "Room Service!"
Jack hid his rum under the pillow. "Enter at your own risk," he called back.
The woman entered. "You have a visitor, Mr. Sparrow."
"Who? Tell me now!"
"Her name is Elizabeth"
"Let her in right now!"
"Okay, she will be up in a minute."
Jack sighed drinking the remaining contents of his rum bottle. There was another knock on the door.
"Come in, don't mind the rattlesnakes"
"What?"
"I'm kidding, come in"
Elizabeth walked in wearing a seductive dress with a tight corset.
Jack looked up tentatively. "You look...stunning"
"Thank you" Elizabeth said while curtsying.
"Please, don't be so formal, where is your son?"
"He's in the lobby."
"Isn't your son mentally challenged? Why are you leaving him alone like that?"
"Oh don't worry he is fully sedated"
"How did you sedate him?"
"Oh I didn't he just walked into a pole."
"Okay...So It's been five years since the fiasco with me being dead and then not being dead then will having his heart ripped out."
"Yeah..well I have to go"
"Okay. Take care of your son"
"Okay..."
Elizabeth walked out. Jack was looking for more rum when he heard something in the hallways. He stepped out of his hotel room to see Elizabeth on the floor. Jack ran over to her. He untied her corset. Elizabeth gasped.
"Do you always have to wear that thing?"
"Is what I wear under my dress any of your business?"
"Well if it suffocates you that is going to be a problem. Those things kill braincells"