Bella and the Cullens loaded the wagon when,
BLAAAAAARGHH! AHCHHHHHHHHHH! AUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
EDWARD has caught dysentery.
The wagon set off, with Edward "dysentering" in the back.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Bella whined, "Carlisle, you have to help--"
EDWARD has died of dysentery.
"I'M SO CHAGRINED!"
BELLA has died of chagrin.
The Cullens have found 3.5 quarts of food.
"Well, another one bites the dust."
"Emmett, I taught you to respect the dead.", Carlisle replied
as he harvested Bella's freesia-blood.
A thief has stole 1 pair of clothing.
"You would tell me if you were naked, right?"
ROSALIE has died of revelation.
Eventually, the remaining Cullens got to their location. "We're
going to ford this river, and..,"
"What rive--"
ALICE has died of premonition.
JASPER has died of asphyxiation.
EMMETT has died of expiration.
ESME has died of sadism.
CARLISLE has died of lonliness.
"Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"