After the Saint's triumph against Zinyak, they decided, time travelling was too dangerous and agreed on finding a new planet, the boss had an idea to have his powers on the simulation turn into reality.
"Is it done Kinzie?" The boss asked, walking to the ginger haired woman, "Yup, it's called the 'Simulation Absorber'" she answered, typing some codes.
"Alright, the name really sound weird but what does it do?" the boss asked, looking at the machine.
"The power armor will serve as a capacity for the simulation so your body wil—" "Sum it up and in English please" The boss interrupted her.
Groaning at the boss' stupidity she asked, "didn't Zinjai taught you about human's and Zin's technology", which received a nod from the boss "yeah, but I'm still at the beginner level" the boss shrugged, sighing she pushed her glasses up and summarized the function of the contraption "basically the data of simulation and the iron suit will be absorbed in your body".
"Have you inserted the fully upgraded weapons?" The boss asked "yep" another man chimed in.
"You two are the best" the boss smiled.
"Just get in the pod," Kinzie ordered gesturing her head to the simulation pod.
The boss did what he was ordered and got in, "Kinzie have you told the boss about the consequence of doing this" the man asked.
"Just shut it Matt" Kinzie growled, "Kinz, what have you not been telling me" the boss asked frowning.
"Nothing" she shrugged "Kinzie" the boss repeated sternly.
She quickly looked at Matt giving him a death glare, which Matt can only reply by a nervous chuckle.
"Ugh… because we are still using the simulation pod, when the data of the simulation are being absorbed to your body, at the same time you're forced to spawn in the simulation" She groaned.
"Alright so what's the problem?" the boss asked tilting his head.
"When absorbing the data while your avatar is still in the simulation, It will cause a lot of errors in the simulation pod, and it might lead you to your death" she continued locking the pod's gear.
"What the fuck, then get me out of here!" the boss ordered, struggling to get out of the pod.
"Calm down boss we've already worked out a solution" Matt assured the boss tightening the loose gear back up.
"Then fucking tell me already!" the boss snapped at the poor man.
"Ah-um, we-well since your avatar has to be present in a place, we've decided the moment this machine has done its process you will be teleported somewhere else so your avatar will be forcefully de-spawn and don't worry we've made sure before, you will be fully teleported, the data will be already absorbed In your body" Matt tried to explain stuttering while backing away from the angry boss
"Where the fuck am I gonna be teleported into?" the boss asked not calming down yet
"Well for once, you're gonna be teleported randomly but don't worry we've already planted a chip on your simulation so once it is absorbed to you, we can locate where you are." Kinzie explained finalizing the coding.
"Why the fuck is it randomly?" the boss demanded.
"Look around you smartass, we're in the middle of space it and we've not discovered any new planet yet and the Zin's planet is too far away so you'll have to pray to be teleported to a planet not far from us" she retorted.
"And look at the bright side mate when you'll be teleported, we'll be able to find a new planet to live on and you could make your own empire" Matt added.
"And become its king" the boss concluded, "exactly" Matt nodded smiling.
"I'm sorry for getting mad at you Matt" the boss apologized and smiled once again.
"It's alright, everybody panics, especially when you're doing something dangerous" Matt assured him.
"Alright we're good to go, do you have any question before I start this thing" Kinzie asked walking up to the boss.
"How will our superpowers work in the real world?" the boss asked,
"Just the same as the simulation, you need to wait for it to recharge and the powers will work on people, some needs to take more hits for it to work and it might not work on few people" Kinzie explained.
"Alright how about my weapons, how will they work?" The boss asked again.
"First, your weapon will have infinite ammo but you still need to reload for the ones with magazines, and for the ones which can overheat you have to wait until it cools down, for the energy sword we've changed it so the weapon will melt everything it touches, but don't worry we've made sure the weapons won't be able to hurt you and you can pull them out of thin air and the weapons will de-materialize the moment it makes contact with another person, unless you are currently using it."
"In the simulation I could regenerate and pick up health on the things I have killed, will these thing work in the real world?"
"Nope, however you will regenerate in the real world, unless it is a 1 hit 1 kill thing or if you have exhausted it which is why you can't do whatever you want, if you keep getting hit your regeneration will get slower."
"Can I call my homies in the real world?"
"Yes, like in the simulation you can call homies like: Julius, Maero and Fun Shaundi, they'll only have fully upgraded submachine gun, pistols, shotgun and assault rifle. And you'll have access to give them: More weapons, vehicles and superpowers. They can last for five days now, but they'll need to recharge to come back again like usual it'll take 12 hours for them to recharge, but the bigger one's last only a while and takes longer to recharge, however you can't call homies who are in the real world, like us for example."
"How will the 'Vehicle Delivery' work?"
"You can use the 'Vehicle Delivery' at any time, once you have called it you'll be teleported inside the vehicle you wanted. You can only use one car. So if you call the vehicle delivery, the previous car will de-materialize, and just like the weapons if someone makes contact with the vehicle except your 'Homies' while you're not in there, the vehicle will de-materialize."
"How about the 'Mech Suit Delivery' does it work the same as the 'Vehicle Delivery'?"
"Yes and no, unlike the 'Vehicle Delivery' the 'Mech Suit Delivery', only last for 2 hour and needs 12 hours to recharge, but like the 'Vehicle Delivery' once you called it, you'll teleported to inside of the machine, just to be sure we've reprogrammed the mech's armour so it will regenerate."
"Will I be naked when I get teleported to another planet?"
"Fuck no, when you get teleported you will be wearing the clothes your avatar is currently wearing, you can also change your clothes at any time you want, just go to the "HUB" and touch the icon "Clothes" and just choose whatever clothes you want to wear."
"The simulation's currency was cache, will this change once I get teleported?"
"Yes, your cache will be transformed into whatever currency of the world you are in" she pushed her glasses upwards "Finally is, your "HUB" will be represented as a phone and you could access it anytime by materializing the phone"
"And what do you mean when you said 'bigger one's' when we were talking the homies?" the asked curiously,
"Oh, I've put yours and my dragon avatar as a homie and Kinzie put Paul and Zinyak as a homie" Matt answered happily.
"I could have sex with you both if I'm not being restrained right now" the boss smiled.
"Save it for later" Matt and Kinzie replied together.
"Right then, I'm ready" the boss declared, closing his eyes hoping for the best and preparing for the worst.
They both nodded, and went ahead to turn the machine on.
Slowly but surely the power armor began to de-materializing while also getting absorbed into the boss.
Same thing with the data of the simulation, they are being absorbed into the boss, as shown in the monitor 'Absorbing data 34%'.
They waited for a while until they heard the robotic voice "Data absorption at 100%" it announced.
"Now!" Kinzie ordered, Matt nodded and pressed the button.
Then the boss began shine brightly, so bright they had to cover their eyes, until it was over.
Once they uncover their eyes again, the boss was gone.
"Did it worked?" Matt asked
"Hang on let me see" Kinzie replied, going to another monitor and turned on the chip locator, "no no no, dammit!" she cursed, slamming her fist onto the monitor.
"What is it?" Matt asked, worried.
"He teleported too far, I can barely get a signal off him." Kinzie answered trying to get a better signal from the boss.
"Shall we tell the team?" Matt suggested.
"Yes and tell them we're gonna do a full expedition to find where he is, this is gonna take a while before we'll find him" Kinzie agreed.
Then Matt went to inform the team.
Let's just hope he got teleported in place full of rainbows, unicorns and muffins….. But like the title says, we all know the place he's in now is the complete opposite.