NOTE: this was longer than i thought. i actually enjoyed writing this fic.

i got this from a tumblr post from msjewbooty and i thought of sasuke and hinata oh god it fits them perfectly, i could not stop laughing.

BTW i might add a second part depends on what y'all feel about this one shot so feel free to drop a review. I'm also planning on making a chaptered one-shots-fic in which sasuke and hinata are placed in multiple alternate universes so watch out for that.

i'll stop talking now, enjoy the story!

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine because if it was, Sasuke and Hinata would have ended up together and y'all know it.

oh and unbeta'd


CHAPTER ONE: Part One

It was probably at the age eight when Hinata's self-esteem began to go downhill. Little girls usually her age loved to pretty up; bobby pins, bows, ruffles, curlers, cheap makeup kits were already abused. Of course their gushing mothers and doting fathers also helped. Besides, a little girl should always feel like a princess.

Not Hinata.

Of course her case was somewhat…special. She was the heiress to one of the old and noble clans of Konoha. Having a group of scary white-eyed elders breathing down her neck did not help either.

There was simply no time to play dress up; there was only room for training and politics.

They had expected a great deal from her at this particular age. Add in the fact that her older cousin who was not even a member of the Main household showed greater potential than she ever could and the rival clan's, the Uchiha, very own Uchiha Itachi.

She was absolutely no match.

At first, it hurt to hear her own family making snide remarks about her behind her back. Her father's disappointed glares, her grandfather's retorts, and her Neji-niisan's hateful glances broke her resolve and she cried bitterly in her room. Only Kō who had been her caretaker for a while now understood. He held her in silence, only giving her an apologetic smile. He hoped his mistress Hyūga Hikari had still been alive; she would surely know how to deal with her husband and gentle but kind elder daughter.

As time went on, the little girl got used to it. She got used to the sighs, the murmurs, the shaking of heads, the huffing, but it did not mean it hadn't stung. She was just a child after all with the world already on her shoulders. Growing up without the warmth nor the love a family should provide made Hinata shrink into herself.

And it showed in her work at the Academy.

Whenever there was a question directed at her that she was sure she knew, she'd doubt herself and give the wrong answer. Iruka correcting her no matter how gently just proved to her her stupidity. In combat learning, she was hesitant in her footwork and aim. She just couldn't seem to get anything right!

"I believe in her. She's fairly smart and does not fall behind all that much, but one can tell she hesitates. When it seems she could accomplish something, she falls short. I don't understand! Is there anything going on at home that I should know about," Iruka asked tentatively, not really wanting to deal with any Hyūga matters, but wanting to help his student at the same time.

Kō pondered for a minute before shaking his head. He stood up in a dignified manner. "I am sorry to hear it. I shall report it all to Hiashi-sama. There is nothing else to talk about. Arigatō gozaimasu, Iruka-san. Come, Hinata-sama, we must go," Kō held out his hand and the little girl took it and held on tightly before refocusing her gaze on the floor as she usually does.

Iruka eyed his student, pitying her. She looked that of a porcelain doll, ready to break at the drop of a hat. He wouldn't be surprised if she did either, being born the heir to such a troublesome clan. Iruka sighed and rolled his shoulders. Not to mention I have a conference with Uchiha Mikoto next. How do I tell her that her son and Naruto had gotten into a fight…again?


The little Hyūga girl sat by a big tree with boughs spread like arms toward the heavens. The high and low boughs interweaved and the dark leaves coalesced, providing abundant shade to the child below.

Pale, lavender eyes followed the other kids on the playground. She observed the other little girls her age. They all looked very beautiful with their bouncy hair, decorated with ribbons and pins, in their colorful, billowing calico skirts. Her eyes widened in awe. They reminded her of the bright butterflies in her little garden.

She hoped she could be like them.

Unfortunately, she was still a grimy caterpillar.

Hinata hugged her knees close to her chest and decided to enjoy the tranquility the shade of the tree and the atmosphere provided. She loved the silence because she could not hear the disappointed whispers of her clan. In her little world, she was safe.

She picked at the grass growing by her blue sandals and hummed a lullaby she heard an old nurse singing to her baby sister.

She smiled.

The only person who wouldn't look at her with contempt was Hanabi. Hanabi's eyes would brighten whenever elder sister would sneak off of training and see her. She was the only one who never failed to look at Hinata with admiration. Selfishly, the little girl hoped it would last long.

"SASUKE-KUUUN!"

"ISN'T SASUKE-KUN SO COOL?!"

"SASUKE-KUN I MADE YOU THIS BENTO! MY KAA-SAN DID NOT HELP ME I SWEAR!"

"THIS CHOCOLATE IS FOR YOU SASUKE-KUN!"

"I LOVE YOU SASUKE-KUN!"

"PLEASE BE MINE?!"

"IN YOUR DREAMS, HE'S MINE!"

"SHUT UP! I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU!"

"YOU HAVE AN UGLY DRESS!"

Hinata's head snapped up and realized that the pretty butterflies were gravitating towards their flower. She cocked her head to one side and studied the young Uchiha boy. She remembered him from some clan meetings when the Uchiha and the Hyūga would settle their issues. His brother of course, being the heir, would be required to attend, despite his position in the ANBU. Sasuke, though not required to come, would still go, although he would try to sit as regal-like and still like his father and brother and fail miserably.

To be fair, the standard, formal black kimono did look uncomfortable.

He had always scared Hinata. He held that stuffy look about him as if he was better than everyone else.

And he hated girls. Absolutely despised them.

When one of her female classmates would hand him an extra bento which her mother had prepared for them because having a crush is so kawaii! He would shove it away, sometimes grabbing it and disposing it in the dumpster. Hinata, for the life of her, could not understand why everyone liked him. Sure, he was kind of pretty and she liked pretty things but he was mean and selfish.

She preferred Naruto-kun. She blushed at the thought and fiddled with her fingers. Naruto-kun was so nice. He was also brave and…and pretty! Her face grew even redder if possible. Naruto was everything.

When she escaped her thoughts, she realized that she had been staring at Sasuke all this time and he was…staring back?

Hinata squeaked before turning her head away. And that was when her heart broke a little. There was Naruto trying to get the prettiest girl's attention. Haruno Sakura. Sakura had the most vibrant hair in the school. It was naturally pink! Hinata had never seen something like that before. Sakura also had the greenest of eyes.

"AW COME ON SAKURA-CHAN! SASUKE MAY NOT WANT YOUR BENTO BUT I DO!"

"SHUT UP! IT ISN'T FOR YOU!"

Hinata sighed and focused on her sandals again.

Her ears picked up the scrunching of grass. The sound was coming towards her but she refused to look up in case it was an adult or anybody at all. Hinata hated confrontation of any sort. She liked to be alone in her tiny world. Sure she wanted to make friends like everyone did but felt that she was undeserving.

She was a failure.

No one wanted a failure.

Someone cleared their throat.

Hinata closed her eyes tightly and wished to the gods that the person would just leave her alone! What did they want from her anyway? Had they come to ridicule her at her poor performance during the shuriken jutsu? Or had they come to mock her stuttering?

Then out of nowhere, something poked her on the forehead. Hard.

Hinata's eyes flew open and she yelped, touching the likely reddened spot on her forehead.

In front of her stood Uchiha Sasuke, staring angrily.


Uchiha Sasuke would never admit this to anyone, but he enjoyed being in the Academy more so than being at home.

At home, he was constantly compared to his very talented older brother. By his father at least. Uchiha Fugaku was a tough man both as a police chief and a father. He was also the Uchiha patriarch and he prided in having a talented heir. Wherever the Uchiha family went, all his father could talk about was "Itachi this," "Itachi that," "Itachi," "Itachi," "Itachi!" Sasuke thought bitterly.

The little boy loved and admired his big brother but sometimes…sometimes…he just hated him!

Again, that was something he would never admit to. But he had a feeling that his Itachi-niisan knew. He had that knowing look in his eyes but Sasuke was too young to decipher.

But he was tired of living in Itachi's shadow!

One time, when Iruka had released their grades via report cards, Sasuke had ran home, excited, because he was complimented again by his sensei for being the top of the class. It was a breeze, really. Most of his classmates were either lazy, annoying fangirls, or just plain stupid. Maybe this time, his father would brag about his youngest son as he did his older.

Boy, was he wrong.

As soon as Itachi's name left his father's mouth, he could feel his insides boiling. It was a good thing, the best thing about being at home really, that his mother was outside, waiting for him to show her his Academy results. And bless her gentle soul, she hugged and praised him the way his father should have! But Sasuke shook that out of his thoughts and accepted his mother's celebratory omusubi with okaka and tomatoes.

That week, Sasuke ignored Itachi like never before.

Back at school, he was like a king.

His classmates looked at him with admiration. The boys wanted to be liked him and the girls wanted to be with him. It was a good feeling, being admired by everyone although he would never ever show it on his face because he was still an Uchiha.

No one dare challenged him.

Except the stupid dead-last.

And that was why Sasuke hated him the most. Because he was stupid and gross and annoying and loud and so much like him as well.

But he refused to admit that.

He just took pleasure in beating him at everything while everyone cheered his name and everyone mocked Naruto. Because Sasuke was obviously better than him. Everyone could see that…

Everyone but…

His dark eyes trailed on the one girl he had ever admitted to…liking, to himself, that is. As he sat up from his spar with Naruto with him coming out as the victor again, he waited for her to look at him with those pretty bright eyes of hers filled with admiration like everyone else's but they never were.

They were always on the dead-last!

The red, hot anger bubbled up inside him because once again—he was bested and no matter what he tried or had, was not enough! He punched Naruto on the face which ended up knocking the blonde boy out and him having another parent-teacher conference.

Why can't she see that…that he liked her! That maybe they could be—dare he say it?—friends so he could kiss her on the cheek and give her chocolates and flowers like his stupid fangirls gave to him on a daily basis.

Hyūga Hinata was probably the cutest girl he had seen or met if you counted the times he would forcibly go to the boring clan meetings so that he could see her. She had this cute button nose and chubby cheeks that he wanted to touch and when they turn bright red, they reminded him of his favorite food, tomatoes. Whenever she would smile, albeit rarely, her big, bright eyes would light up and his breath would be caught in his throat.

She was also quiet and did not scream her heart out whenever he so much as answers a question right.

She was…different.

At first, he did not know what these feelings meant.

So he went to the person he always went to when he needed help from something he did not want his father and brother to know.

His mother.

She giggled when he told her and he almost stomped off, embarrassed and hoped that his mother would not mention this to his father and older brother. He would never show his face again! Mikoto knelt before her youngest son and placed her hands on his shoulders. There was a twinkle in her beautiful, dark eyes.

"It's called a crush, Sasuke-kun."

"A crush?"

"Mhm. It's not exactly the same as love, but it's when you see someone cute and like them. But in more than a friendly manner. You want to…hold their hand or kiss them on the cheek or give them extra lunch," Mikoto teased gently.

Sasuke blushed because he wanted to do those things to and with Hinata. The youngest Uchiha nodded thouthfully.

Yes, this was true. He had this "crush" on Hinata."

Sasuke blushed.

Mikoto giggled behind her hand.

"Okaa-san, what do you do when you have a…crush on someone?"

"Hmm…well, you either let them know or you don't. Do you want this person to know, Sasuke-kun?"

Sasuke thought about it for a while. Maybe if Hinata knew, she'd stop liking Naru-tard and start liking him instead! It makes sense. Then he would finally get to hold her hand and kiss her and give her chocolates and flowers!

He nodded excitedly.

Mikoto smiled softly and ruffled her son's raven locks. "All right then! Good luck."


That night, Sasuke sneaked into the back garden, wanting to get some training done and what he saw shocked him.

There was Itachi and Izumi-oneechan talking in hushed tones and then after a while. Izumi tip-toed and kissed his older brother on the cheek before scurrying off. Sasuke's eyes widened. This was indeed a surprise considering he'd never seen Itachi interact with a girl like that before.

He thought Itachi was emotionless!

(It was cool though)

Just as Sasuke was about to sneak back into the house, afraid of getting caught, his name was called. "Sasuke," his brother's deep voice cut through the chirping of the crickets and the buzzing of the lightning bugs.

Sasuke turned around. Itachi gestured him to come forward with his fingers. The little boy pressed his mouth in a thin line before obeying and stalking towards his older brother.

Poke.

"Ugh!" Sasuke pouted and clamped onto his forehead.

"What are you doing here at this time, Sasuke?"

"Hmph! What were you doing here, niisan?"

Itachi's eyes widened a fraction before retracting. He chuckled and sat on the engawa. Sasuke raised an eyebrow and sat down as well. After a moment of silence and awkward fidgeting on Sasuke's part, he opened his mouth. "Why did Izumi-oneechan kiss you on the cheek? Does she…have a crush on you?" Itachi's smiled softly. "Hn. She's my girlfriend."

"Girlfriend?" Sasuke asked, confused. "What's a girlfriend?"

Itachi looked at his younger brother curiously. Why was Sasuke suddenly so interested in such things? From what he could remember, Sasuke hated girls except their mother, of course, who Sasuke adored.

"A girlfriend is…a girl who you kiss and hug and do…things with."

"Do they have to have a crush on you?"

"Sometimes."

Sasuke looked at the starry sky for a few minutes and nodded.

"How do you get this…girlfriend?"

Itachi almost choked. Was this his little brother? He stared at his brother before proceeding to answer his question.

"Well, when you like someone, you just ask them to be you girlfriend."

"That's it?"

"Hn."

Sasuke stood up. "All right then. Good night, Niisan!" he ran into the house to get his head in the game for tomorrow.

Itachi sat there, shaking his head and turned in himself.


"SASUKE-KUUUUN!"

The loud voices grated his ears and he covered them. Ugh why do they have to be so loud?! Wherever he looked, the bright, fluttery demons were there, shoving him the unwanted parcels of food and letters and whatever he did not care for!

He just wanted to find Hinata and ask her to be his girlfriend and finally get to kiss her and hold her hand and give her chocolates and flowers. Was that so hard? Why does the universe hate him?!

Sasuke took a deep breath before willing his eyes open. Aha! There she was! He pushed the girls away from him but they fought back, clawing their way to him. He actually was very terrified. There was only one of him and so many of them!

"GET OFF—

More of them closed in.

"I SAID—

"SASUKE-KUN, PLEASE TAKE MY—

"NE SASUKE-KUN WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY DRESS—

"IT'S UGLY THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS!"

"WHY YOU—

"I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME!" he yelled, his face red and fists clenched. The girls all stopped and watched their precious Sasuke-kun nervously. He had never been this angry at them before. Sure he did not indulge them but he hadn't lashed out.

"W-we're sorry, Sasuke-kun…"

"We'll leave you for now…"

"I'll talk to you later, okay, Sasuke-kun?"

"WHAT?! NO I'LL TALK TO HIM!"

"BE QUIET! HE WOULD NEVER TALK TO SOMEONE LIKE YOU!"

"PIG!"

"BILLBOARD BROW!"

Iruka stepped into the mess, trying to calm everyone down and amidst the chaos, Sasuke slipped out, unharmed. He smiled, relieved before looking back at Hinata who was…staring at him?! His heart started to beat rapidly and his face started to burn. She's so…kawaii!

She blushed when he caught her and turned away from him.

Sasuke gulped and approached her slowly, hoping his heart would stop trying to run away from him.

When he finally stood before her, her head was tilted down and her face was redder than any tomatoes in his mother's garden.

He took a deep breath before hardening his face in a determined looke.

This was it.

He won't back down.

Uchihas never back down.


Hinata sat there, trembling under his dark gaze.

Sasuke stood there, pretending not to be scared.

"Hinata-san," he gulped.

"M-m-my brother said if you like someone then you should ask them to be your girlfriend. And I r-r-really really l-l-like you so be my girlfriend!" he rushed out, his eyes shut tight and blush flittering across the bridge of his nose.

Hinata's mouth dropped open and her eyes became wider that it normally was.

Uchiha Sasuke liked her. Like her as in the same like his fangirls had for him? As in he thought her—she blushed—pretty?

Then she shook her head. That was stupid! There was no way Sasuke himself out of everyone would like her in that way. Perhaps he wanted to make fun of her! Hinata hugged her knees tighter to her chest, wanting to disappear. Did everyone really think she was that stupid? She sniffled and tried not to cry.

Sasuke's eyes widened at her reaction. Did…did he say something wrong?

"A-ano…"

Sasuke waited.

"Um…"

Sasuke strained his ears.

"I…"

"Well?!" he demanded.

"No."

This time, his eyes widened. Did she just say 'no' to him?! No one says no to him!

"What?! Why?! Is it because of the dead-last!" he accused angrily.

Hinata shook and played with her fingers, not meeting his gaze. Oh no! He was upset. Very upset. What does she tell him! "You scare me"? "Yes, it's because I like Naruto-kun"? "Because you're not nice"? He may be rude and scary but he was still a person and her mother said to always be nice to someone even mean people.

"N-n-no…"

"Then why?!"

Her eyes looked everywhere, trying to find an escape route. Then her eyes landed on the tree she was under.

"B-b-because I-I-I al-already have a boyfriend!" she squeaked, hiding behind her hands.

Sasuke's eyebrow flew up. After the initial shock came his anger. WHAT?! WHO WAS THIS BOY?! SHE WAS MINE FIRST!

"WHO?!" he thundered wanting to pummel someone. Was it Naruto? But he had never even looked at her! That dead-last! I saw her first!

Hinata immediately latched onto the rough bark of the majestic tree, her soft, pale skin scratching against the surface. "Th-this tree i-i-is m-m-my boyfriend," she finished. Seeing him frozen on his spot, the eight-year-old got up and ran away from him and back into the classroom, leaving a trail of smoke behind.


Kō was late so Hinata sat on the steps of the Academy, scratching her itchy cheeks from earlier. Everyone had already left for home and she seemed to be alone, which she preferred.

Her face still burnt from the previous events.

Out of humiliation and anger.

Why did Sasuke try to make a fool out of her?!

She'd never even tried to get near him or give him food or talk to him!

So why was he bullying her?!

"Hinata-sama?"

Her eyes lit up when she spotted the familiar Hyūga. She smiled and walked towards Kō, taking his larger, outstretched hand. "How was school today, Hinata-sama?" he asked, smiling gently at her. A picture of Sasuke appeared in her mind but she shook her head, removing the unwanted images.

"I-it was interesting, K-Kō-san," she muttered quietly.

The duo walked towards the Academy gates.

"Oh, well, would you look at that," Kō exclaimed quietly and thoughtfully. Hinata followed his train of sight and gasped at the sight.

Uchiha Itachi stood on the playground, an amused expression on his face.

Watching his little brother kick a tree repeatedly.

A blush crept up on the little Hyūga girl's cheeks.

As they continued their trek towards home, she heard Kō mutter under his breath, "Weird kid. His older brother is someone to admire but the kid is just…weird…" Hinata tried to but could not help the small smile that found its way on her lips.

Oh, Sasuke…