Kol walk down to Rousseaus and up to bar where Camille is bartending.
"How's my favourite bartender?" Kol flirts.
Cami rolls her eyes.
"We're about to close up Kol." She informs him.
Kol smirks.
"So, you'll be "free?" He asks.
Cami smirks back. "Not for that. I am not going to become another notch on your huge grave of girlfriends."
Kol sighs "Well do you have any recommendations?"
She smirks and points to a waitress cleaning tables in the back corner.
Kol turns to see the back of her.
"She's a skater and a gymanst. If she's willing to sleep with you, you better not kill her. She's one of my best friends." Cami lightly threatens him. Kol smiles.
"Not to worry. Once I get a few drinks in her she'll be begging me to take her on this counter." Kol informs her cockily.
"Ew. Please don't." Camille begs.
"Don't worry. I'll try to get her to wait till we get to my place…or hers." Kol tells her.
Camille calls her friend over "Allison, over here."
The girls walks over. Kol whistles. She has long white hair, piercing green eyes, and pale skin.
"Hey my friend Kol here is a little down about his break up, so I was hoping you could cheer him up." Cami attempts.
"I would do it, but I have a date with Klaus." She makes her excuse before she's given the job.
Allison shrugs.
"Sure, why not?"
"Well love, I hope you have alcohol." Allison rolls her eyes along with Camille.
"I'll leave you two alone. Lock up when you're done." She tosses Allison the keys. She nods her head in satisfaction and runs out as fast as she can.
"So, what's your poison?" She asks. Kol smirks at her.
"I like a girl who gets straight to the point. Anyway, I'll have voldka." He flirts.
"That's my favourite too." She informs him.
She pulls out a full bottle and two shot glasses.
"So, let's discuss your love life Kol." She smiles at him.
An hour later
By this time, both of them are totally drunk.
"So, you really had your ex boyfriend get a vasectomy while tied down?" Kol asks shocked.
She smirks "And then I had it reversed."
Kol takes another shot.
"So the lesson is to never cheat on you?" Kol presumes.
"Especially with my cousin. Okay, now you have to tell me another secret." She reminds him.
"I don't know. I've already shared quite a lot with you." Kol counters.
She smiles and leans over "One more and I'll sleep with you."
Kol stiffens for a second but quickly composes himself.
"What makes you think I would want to sleep with you?" He replies snarkily.
"Because Cami texted me telling me to have sex with you. And besides, I hear vampires are good in bed." Allison tells him innocently.
Kol's face is priceless. Allison laughs innocently.
"You really thought I didn't know? I mean come on, human guys aren't as sexy."
Kol smirks.
"You are very persuasive. Fine um, this is one I've never told anyone. In the 1940s, without Niklaus knowing, I escaped the coffin and became a German soldier in the war." He admits to a surprised Allison.
"You were a Natzi? That's unbelievable." Kol gives her a guilty look.
"I know it was horrible. I just…" He trails off. Allison takes a shot but will not let something like this go.
"No. Don't stop. I'm not one to judge."
He isn't convinced.
"I'm a good listener." She gives him pouty lip.
"Sigh, alright fine. I was living in Germany when war broke out and, I know what Adolf wanted was wrong but, the Germans were so scared. I don't know what came over me, but, I felt bad for the Germans. They were so scared and frightened," He drunkinly admits. Allison takes his hand lightly. He looks up at her and asks
"So, you're place or mine?"
She smiles.
"Yours darling." She responds in a German accent.
Kol eyes widen and he whisks Allison off to the Mikaelson Plantation.
In Kol's Bedroom
"Hey Allison, before we start, I'm Kol Mikaelson."
"I'm Allison Shmits."
The Next Morning
Kol wakes up to Klaus's screaming.
"Kol get down here right now!" Klaus screams.
Kol rolls his eyes. He quickly changes into a blue v-neck and boyfriend jeans. He speeds downstairs to see his family frantic.
"What's wrong?" Kol asks.
"We can't find Hope anywhere! I just woke up and she wasn't in her room!" Hayley cries.
Realization dawns of Kol. He runs back up to him room to find a note on his dresser.
"Good Morn Kol, sorry I wasn't there when you woke up. I remembered that you had a pond near your place so I decided to go swimming. I'll see you soon. -Allison"
Kol chuckles and heads downstairs.
"If my lovely family will follow me, I believe I know where Hope is."
The rest of the Mikaelson's spring up and follow Kol anxiously.
They all walk to the backyard and through a part of the forest to the large pond. Hope is in the pond floating with Allison's hand on her back.
Klaus storms past his brother, eyes blazing.
"Who the hell are you?"
Allison doesn't give much of a reaction.
"Calm down Daddy Wolf. I'm just teaching little Hope here how to swim."
Kol smiles at her.
"I won't ask you again, who are you?" Klaus repeats.
"I'm Allison Schmits. Okay Hope, now I'm going to let you try on your own."
She let's go and Hope floats by herself. Allison and Hayley start clapping.
"Okay, now do you want to try swimming to your daddy?" Allison asks.
"Okay Miss. Allison." Hope responds. She flips around and swims over towards her father.
"What are you doing here?" Hayley demands as she rushes over to Hope.
"She's my guest." Kol announces.
Elijah rolls his eyes.
"Well it's nice to meet you all." Allison tells them.
Kol notices her clothes on the side and sees that she's only wearing her underwear.
"Alli, do you mind if I come in?" Kol flirts.
"Come on in Koala." Allison flirts right back.
He rolls his eyes as he strips down to his underwear and follows her.
Rebekah is laughing so hard at the "Koala" nickname.
"I'm sorry but, I'm having trouble with you taking my daughter away." Hayley consists.
Freya has taken Hope inside to get dryed off.
"You should thank me. If it wasn't for me your daughter would have drowned."
Everyone takes a step back, except for Kol who takes her from behind in his arms.
"I'm sorry?" Elijah wants repetition.
"I came to go swimming and I found Hope already here. Her foot was caught in the underbrush. She couldn't get to the surface." She admits.
"What made you want to swim in the first place darling?" Kol asks her.
"I love swimming. Especially in nature." She tells him. She jumps back and her and Kol fall under the water.
They both break out laughing. Allison and Kol start a splashing war.
"We should leave them." Elijah instructs as he brings most of his siblings back home.
Klaus and Rebekah rolls their eyes but Hayley thinks it's cute.
"I can not believe you left before I woke up. It hurt me deeply." He puts his hand over his heart in mock pain.
She pouts. "I'm sorry Koala."
"Oh yes thank you for calling me that in front of my entire family!" Kol announces annoyed.
"How can I make it up to you?" Allison muses.
Kol's eyes lower and Allison giggles.
"Well I always did like the water." She flirts.
Kol takes her hand and pulls her towards him into a kiss. Allison kisses back hard. Kol begins to undress her, as she does to him.
Later
Allison and Kol walk back into the Mikaelson House where Cami is waiting with Klaus.
"Really Allison?" Cami asks.
Allison and Kol roll their eyes.
"Well before the lecture, I should go change." She informs her friend.
"Can't you just wait a minute?" Cami pleads.
"Cami, I'm not wearing anything under this towel." Allison tells her as she takes Kol's hand and brings him upstairs with Kol smiling hugely.
"She is unbelievable Klaus." Cami announces.
Klaus is just smirking after Allison and Kol.