Deidara groaned as he sat up, sleepyly rubbing his eyes. He was in his boxers, and he had just been woken up from a nice slumber. The blonde reached over to the table on the side of his bed, grabbing the thing that was making a huge rokus. Deidara was tired and someone had to wake him up. I mean, who would call at three am in the morning?
"HAAAAALLLLOOOOOO, SEEENPAAAAIII!"
Tobi.
"I am sorry to inform you, bit it seems that I, we, have problem."
"What, un?" The blonde asked, annoyed, his blue cellphone pressed to his ear.
"Ehehe...You're gonna laugh, but..."
There was silence at the other end. "What?" Deidara asked impaitently.
"I, uh, crashed your car into a tree," Tobi mubled.
"WHAT?" Deidara jumped out his bed and ran towards the nearest window, peering out the blinds. He could see the outline of one car. This was bad, because he had just bought a new one, one that cost him five years pay. "Which one, un?"
"Ehehe...You're gonna lau-"
"I'M NOT FUCKIN' GONNA LAUGH!"
"Itwasthenewone,pleasedon'tkillme!" And Tobi hung up.