Reecey-Boy: Silly one shot time, I desperately need to write a proper fic…
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh! There, I admitted it! What more do you want? My first born child? I don't own Zorbak either, he belongs to Artix Entertainment. He just seemed to fit the situation.
Dedications: I hereby dedicate this to elvenarchress and all you folks that made AdventureQuest and DragonFable. You guys don't get enough credit.
Snap!
"And I shall take over the world with my army of ebil!"
"No Zorbak! You shall not win. I challenge you to a duel!"
Zorbak wrinkled his nose and cackled.
"Would it really be a fair match Pharoah? I cannot play this childish game of yours."
"What would you have us play instead, foul miscreant?" asked Yami, eyes narrow in righteous fury.
"Snap."
Five minutes later...
"Bwahahaha! The world shall fall to my ebil might!"
Joey looked at Yami, "er, what just happened?"
Yami just sat there looking dazed with his mouth wide open.
"You wagered the world on a game of snap?" asked an incredulous and sarcy Kaiba. Yami nodded absently. Kaiba rolled his eyes. "I'll deal with this, but I get to choose my reward." Again, Yami nodded absently.
Three and a half minutes later...
"Snap. You lose Zorbak."
"Curse you Seto Kaiba! I shall have my revenge!" cried the moglin as he made a hasty retreat.
Kaiba returned to Joey and the no longer dazed pharaoh.
"Well done Kaiba," congratulated Yami, being the gracious ruler he is, "what will you choose as your reward?"
"Yeah Kaiba, what you got in mind?"
The blue eyed CEO smirked knowingly at the blond before turning to Yami.
"I've always wanted a puppy of my very own."
It was Joey's turn to gape as Kaiba took his arm and dragged him off.
"You two have fun!" exclaimed Yami.
The End
Reecey-Boy: Isn't Zorbak great? I have to write more with him in. Please review folks. Don't point out ebil, it's a Zorbak thing.