Yo, This is Neogami! I've decided that I'd put this back up, because I now have some time to make fanfics again! Whoo!

Dislaimer: I don't own sailor moon, gundam wing, or any of the characters in it. If I did I would make such an awesome crossover, you would be blown all the way to the other side of the world. I don't own Rocky and Bulwinkle either. o.0

Chapter one: Random Crap!

Duo woke up and yawned. He got out of bed and tripped over something black. He turned around, half asleep to see what it was. "Get your blasted foot off of me, moron!" It was a black cat with a crescent moon on it's forhead. Make that a talking cat. "Hunh? Kitty?" Duo said, thinking he was still sleeping. He picked up the cat and put it on his lap. "Pretty dream kitty..." He said petting the cat. "This isn't a dream, and my name's Luna." Duo was still half asleep and didn't know what the heck the cat was saying. He put Luna on the ground and got up. "Me got to pee-pee kitty. Be right back..." He said to Luna. "...Whatever..." She replied. 'Funny cat...since this is a dream, and Wufei is such a jerk to me, maybe I should pee on him! heh, heh...' Thought Duo, with an evil grin on his face. He went into Wufei's room, since Wufei is such a light sleeper, he woke up. "Huh? Maxwell what are you doing in here at...3:32 in the morning!" said Wufei, surprised and more-than-half-asleep. Ziiiip! "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" Wufei screamed, right before Duo started peeing on him. "Oh...my...GOD! MAXWELL, GET OUT!" Wufei screamed, jumping out of his bed. Heero heard Wufei's screams and came running into Wufei's room. "What's going on!" Heero said, half asleep. "Maxwell just came in here and PISSED ALL OVER ME!" Wufei said, extremely ticked off. "Duo...What the hell?" Heero said extremely agitated. "I gotta take another, hold on, dream-Heero." Duo said, just beofre he wizzed on Heero. "AHH! DUO!" Heero yelled. Quatre woke up and stomped down the hall way. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP SO EARLY!" he yelled at them all. "Duo's making us his private urinals!" exclaimed Wufei. "Oh, dude, you'd better not even think of peeing on me!" Quatre warned Duo. "Don't worry, I'm all out!" he said, zipping up his sleepy pants. Luna walked into the room and Duo knelt down and started petting her. "Oh great! Now, you bring a fleabag into the house!" Wufei said extremely annoyed. "Oh, don't worry, I don't have fleas and I'm completely house trained." Luna said as Duo stood up after petting her. "Her name is Luna." Duo said to them. "Get the cat out of the house!" Wufei said. "No! My kitty!" Duo said, picking up Luna and holding her in his arms. "GET THE FUCKING CAT OUT OF THE HOUSE!" Duo put down Luna and then pushed Wufei. "You'd better quit it, Maxwell!" Wufei said, very angry. "The cat stays." Duo said, shooing Luna out of the room. Wufei then kicked Duo in the face and the fight began.

Back in Trowa's room...

'Y'know...I'm not even going to bother getting up. Sounds too brutal out there.' Trowa thought as he layed in his bed. Then, the door swung open, and Wufei came flying through the door and onto the floor. 'Nope, definately not getting up.' Trowa said, cracking his eye just enough to see what was going on. Then, all of a sudden--WHAM! Heero had been pushed onto Trowa's bed and Trowa jumped out of his bed after Heero had fallen on him. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING!" Trowa yelled, pissed that he had to yell when he just woke up. Then, Quatre, Heero, Duo, and Wufei started telling him what happened all at once. "Then Duo pissed on me.." "And I woke up and.." "Then the kitty came in.." "Then I tried to stop them but.." "SHUT UP!" All of them went silent. "Who started this?" Trowa said calmly. Quatre and Heero pointed at Duo and Wufei. Trowa then picked up both Duo and Wufei by their ears and dragged them both to their rooms. "Trowa, the talking kitty is gone.." Duo said sadly as Trowa tucked him in. "What talking kitty?" Trowa asked Duo, confused. "Hmmmmm...maybe I was dreaming that part..." Duo said sadly. Trowa smiled. "You have a big imagination, Duo. Just don't piss on people, it's extremely disgusting." "Okay..." Then Luna came happily walking into the room. "Good night, Duo!" She said cheerfully. Then she curled up on Duo's bed next to him and fell right to sleep.

Trowa's eyes were as big as dinner plates and his mouth was to the floor when he saw Luna walk in. And more importantly when he saw her talking. "Ooookay, Trowa...you need to quit drinking ketchup." He said to himself as he walked out of the room, in a daze.

In the middle of the night...

Luna woke up and saw a soft light out in the sky. "She's here." she said, smiling. Luna trotted quietly over to the window and opened it. As the light came into the room, Duo woke up and squinted. "What the fuck?" "Hello. My name is Princess serenity. I have come for your help, Duo." Duo was shocked. "Okay...first a talking cat now a floating, talking, flourescent lightbulb! What next, Rocky and Bulwinkle?" Duo exclaimed, extemely agitated. A beautiful girl with long, golden hair in two pigtails on top of her head popped out of the light wearing a wight gown came out of the light as it faded. "Okay, I was trying to look mysterious but since you are a complete ASS I guess I'll just come out and say it." Serenity said, kinda pissed. "Let me guess, you're out of two-ply?" he said as he was motioning to the trail of TP coming out of her dress. "What the--?" she looked behind herself and ripped out the toilet paper, blushing. "FUCK!" "Hehehehehehe...you'd better learn to wipe properly, Princess!" Duo said, laughing hysterically.

"Ahem, anyways...Prince Endymion is forcing me to marry him! He has turned evil and gone to the negaverse, yet again and the only one of the sailor scouts left is injured and cannot get up from her bed! All he wants is my kingdom and he said, once he gets it, he'll kill me and marry Queen Beryl! Please help me..." Princess serenity said softly. Duo looked at the clock and saw it was 5:58 AM. He grabbed her hand and pulled her through his door out into the hallway.

"H-Hey! What's the big idea?" She whispered kinda agitated. He turned on the hallway light and banged on all the doors of the other gundam pilots' rooms. "PRINCE ANDYMAN IS GUNNA KILL PRINCESS SERENITY AND TAKE HER KINGDOM AND MARRY SOME FAT CHICK! WAKE UP!" Duo yelled as he walked through the halls, agitated that he didn't get any sleep at all that night.

Wufei came rushing out of his room headed towards the bathroom with a towel in his hand. Duo turned around and pulled him by his tiny ponytail out of the bathroom. "There's no soap, so here." Duo said cheerfully, handing Wufei a urinal cake. "What the crap!" Wufei said glaring at Duo. "To keep you smelling fresh so more people can use you!" Duo replied, grinning. Quatre walked by the scene and patted Wufei on the back. "Ohhhh! You've been owned, buddy!" Quatre said trying to hold back his laughter. Wufei just stared at the urinal cake for a few seconds, and then threw it at Duo's head, not missing. "OW!" "Heh.." Wufei said walking into the bathroom. Everyone went into the living room,exept Wufei, and at down on the couches. "What about some fat guy named Andy? I can't understand Duo language." Quatre said, smirking at Duo. "Okay, the Prince of earth, prince Endymion, is forcing me to marry him, but I don't want to. Part of the reason I don't is because he's trying to take my kingdom. He said that when he marries me, he's going to kill me and marry Queen Beryl so the both of them can rule the universe! He has already killed most of the sailor scouts. The only one of the sailor scouts left is sailor mercury! Or as we call her among friends, Amy. She has been rotecting me the whole time, but she needs help! Could you please get in your mobile suits and fight them with Amy?" Princess Serenity said. The whole room was quiet, until the silence was broken by a "FUCKING MAXWELL!" in the background. Wufei came running out of his room, extremely pissed-off. Heero saw him running down the hall with a scary look on his face, and even he jumped. Wufei grabbed Duo by the braid and dragged him into his room. "Nooo! Rape, rape! Oh, rape!" Duo yelled as he dragged him into his room. There were screams and yells and occasional bumps against the wall, but Duo came out of Wufei's room holding a whole bunch of urinal cakes in his arms. "Ummm...princess...we kinda...blew up our mobile suits after the whole Mariemaia thing...sorry..." Quatre said to Serenity. "Unbelieveable. This guy is a genius. I would never have thought to tell my victim my ENTIRE FUCKING PLAN." said Heero sarcastically. "Yeah, seriously. Why don't you just not marry him?" Trowa said. "Ummm...did you not just hear me say he's FORCING me to marry him?" Serenity said, getting pissed at these guys' ignorance. "How is he forcing you to marry him?" Wufei asked, coming into the room. "He's been saying that if I don't agree to marrying him, he'll kill me!" she said, worried. "He said he was going to kill you after he took your kingdom, right?" Quatre said. "Yeah, it would be pointless and stupid to kill you before he married you." said Wufei. "Serena slapped her hand on her forehead. "I'm such a dumbass..." She said to herself. "You sure are! Even I could figure that out!" Duo said. "Uh, no you couldn't." said Wufei. "Yeah, I could! I totally could!" "Nya-ah!" "Yeah-huh!" "Nya-ah!" "Yeah-huh!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" said Trowa. "Sorry.." Wufei and Duo said in unison. "Well...do you guys know how to fight?" she asked them all. "Yep." all of them said at the same time. "Okay, I'll give you guys temporary sailor-scout powers...but since there aren't any planets left...I'll just make up some." she said mystically, "Duo, you shall be...Sailor Burgleshnortz!" A black light came up and Duo came out wearing a black sailor-scout outfit, only he didn't have a tiara, the gloves' fingers were cut off, and he was wearing short-shorts. "Ummmm...Can't I just wear what I was already wearing?" Duo said, blushing. "No. The power is in the outfit." Luna said, walking into the living room. "Ha! Maxwell looks like a weak woman!" Wufei said, laughing his ass off. Heero let out a soft "Heh." "I wouldn't be laughing, you guys are gonna be wearing that." Luna said. "OH, HELL NO! There is no way you're gonna get me into those woman clothes!" Wufei yelled, backing away. Luna and Serenity smiled at each other, them there was an orange light and Wufei was wearing an orange version of what Duo was wearing. "Hello, Sailor Applebeez!" Serenity said, giggling. Wufei was horrified. Heero broke out in laughter. "Who's weak, now?" he managed to say through his laughter. "Well...if it isn't..." a blue light shown and heero was wearing a dark blue version of the guy sailor scout outfit. "Sailor Nelphar!" Serenity said, giggling. "Hmmm...this is pretty comfortable..." Heero said, checking out his new sailor scout outfit. "You are kinda right..." Duo said poking at a little black stone on the bow on his shirt. Wufei was keeping his mouth shut, and looking away from Serenity and Luna. Quatre stood up. "Okay, my turn to wear something totally gay looking..." he said gloomily. "Okay, Sailor...Mennith!" a yellow light shone and Quatre was wearing the yellow guy sailor scout outfit. "Wow, this is comfortable!" Quatre said, checking out the knee-high boots. Trowa stood up, ready to face the music. "Okay, Trowa, you shall be...ummm...Sailor...ummm...Trowa, I guess." She said as a grey light shone and he wore the guy sailor scout outfit. "Don't I even get a cool name?" Trowa said. "How 'bout...Sailor..." she looked around and saw a bar of soap, not knowing why it was in just some random place, that said Zest on it. "Sailor Zest!" She said, smiling happily. "Sailor Zest? Sweet! I got a cooler name than you guys!" Trowa said smirking at the others, who were pissed they got shitty names like Burgleshnortz and Applebeez. "Okay, boys! Now for your super-weapons!" "Let's hope they aren't as gay as these outfits." Wufei said as he tried to take off the outfit. "I feel like one of the goddamn Village People." added Heero. "WHAT THE FUCK! WHY THE HELL CAN'T I TAKE THIS OFF!" shouted Wufei. "Well, you see...there's magic on these so the perverted villians couldn't take the outfit off of the sailor scout and look at her..." Luna said, pausing for a second. "You can say it, we're all mature, here." Serenity said. Luna sighed and said, "...boobies.." All the gundam pilots, including Heero and Wufei, broke out in laughter. Duo was holding his sides. "Ha, ha! You said--hee hee--BOOBIES!" he yelled, and the house roared with laughter. "I don't think we have any boobies, so why the hell would they put magic on ours?" Heero asked, confused. "Ever heard of gay butt-rape?" Luna asked him. Then they stopped laughing and their faces were horror-stricken. "Now to give you your super weapons!" She said cheerfully. She handed Duo a scepter with a purple top and the rest was peach. "Wow...don't I just feel the straitest now..." He said trying to hold back his laughter, as were the other gundam pilots. "Yeah, I know it looks like a giant dildo, LAUGH AND I'LL KILL YOU!" said serenity, handing them all dildo-scepter-things. "All right, you guys ready?" Luna asked the boys, who were staring, disgusted, at their weapons. "...Okay, let's go!" A white light shone and they were gone.

To be continued...

Welp, that's the first chapter! .

Duo: I am not having fun..

Heero: Yeah, I feel gay in this outfit!

Wufei: NEOGAMI I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Neogami: No, you won't. 'Cause if you do, none of this will have happened!

Wufei: GOOD!

Wufei takes out his katana and puts it to Neogami's neck, pinning her to the wall.

Neogami: Wuffie, you wouldn't hurt a helpless, weak woman like me, wouldja?

Neogami does her best puppy eyes and Wufei lets go.

Wufei: F-Fine..

Neogami: YAYZORZ! This is it for chapter one! See ya's later! .