Just something stupid I wrote one day when thinking of a few scenes (if u
call them that in books) in Wot and decided to rewrite them^^
(Oh and dun blame me if what they say is slightly different from in the book, I cant be expected to remember EXACTLY can I?!?!)
Enjoy...
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* Moiraine, Lan and Nyneave have to rescue Perrin and Egwene from the white cloaks*
Moiraine: the girl has not returned, I fear she has gone and done something really stupid... ::tries not to look pleased::
:: Lan turns to go save her::
Moiraine: WAIT!! You don't actually want to SAVE her do you... uuh... I mean remember the oath!
Lan:: stares ::
Moiraine:: stares ::
Lan:: stares ::
Moiraine:: stares ::
Lan :: breaks down in tears ::
Moiraine Perrin and Egwene: 0_0;
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*The forsaken dudes appear in the garden in the middle of the blight*
Forsaken guy1: give us what we came for!!
Moiraine (in a doctor evil like voice): how bout NO! You crazy forsaken
bustard!
:: all stare at Moiraine::
Moiraine:: looks confused :: what?
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*Scary Forsaken dudes take two*
Forsaken dude: it is time it ended
Moiraine: yes! PAST TIME!!
:: tries to burn him but nothing happens ::
Moiraine: uh...crap
:: Forsaken dude grins evilly as he advances on Moiraine ::
Moiraine:: smiles nervously: now now... lets not be too hasty...
*Rand is pulling Tam through the forest on a litter*
Tam:: in his fever dream :: I...am not... a sheep... I...am not... a sheep...
Rand: what the Bloody Ashes is he dreaming about anyway?!?!
Tam: Rand is not my son... Rand is not my son...
Rand:: stops :: okay that's it I'm not moving again until he stops talking nonsense-_-
Tam: I like the taste of Spam... I like the taste of Spam... I like the taste of Spam...
(Yeah... I know this one is really weird0_0)
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*Min telling Rand about her "Visions"*
Min: when I see you together I see sparks, and a shadow is trying to kill
the sparks, just like the sparks are trying to kill the shadow...
Rand: and what do you see when... you look at the others?
Min:: grins :: the war...ah.. Master Arda has a bunch of towers floating
around his head, a baby in a cradle holding a sword... and lots of fluffy
pink bunnies dancing around in a circle throwing daisy chains everywhere.
Rand: 0_0
Min I know, I don't understand it either...
(^_^;;;)
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*Evil Forsaken dudes, take 3*
:: Evil Forsaken dudes appear demanding "what they came for" ::
Lan:: is about to jump in front of Nyneave::
Moiraine:: evil Ae Sedai stare::
Lan: uh... crap:: looks between Nyneave and Moiraine in frustration::
:: Forsaken dude waits patiently::
Moiraine:: in a dangerous voice:: you DON'T want to make the wrong
decision Lan...
Nyneave:: watery eyed stare :: pleeease protect me Lan!!! (Yeah I know,
its VERY unlike her but...)
Lan:: charges at forsaken dude in frustration::
:: gets blown back ::
:: is knocked unconscious ::
(Yeah.. this one was lame -_-)
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*The scene where Lan and Nyneave have a little talk*
:: Nyneave hand Lan some soup::
Nyneave: I should have known you were a king...
:: Lan takes Nyneave's hands and stares at her intently ::
Lan: my love you for... is like a rock...
Nyneave :: looks slightly confused ::
Lan: strong... steadfast... and makes a splashy sound when thrown into the
water^^
Nyneave:0_0
(this was inspired by one of the outtakes from an anime called
Berserk^_^)
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well that's the first part... wether a second will come isn't sure yet but
I hope u liked it^6 plz Read and review^^
(Oh and dun blame me if what they say is slightly different from in the book, I cant be expected to remember EXACTLY can I?!?!)
Enjoy...
~*~
* Moiraine, Lan and Nyneave have to rescue Perrin and Egwene from the white cloaks*
Moiraine: the girl has not returned, I fear she has gone and done something really stupid... ::tries not to look pleased::
:: Lan turns to go save her::
Moiraine: WAIT!! You don't actually want to SAVE her do you... uuh... I mean remember the oath!
Lan:: stares ::
Moiraine:: stares ::
Lan:: stares ::
Moiraine:: stares ::
Lan :: breaks down in tears ::
Moiraine Perrin and Egwene: 0_0;
~*~
*The forsaken dudes appear in the garden in the middle of the blight*
Forsaken guy1: give us what we came for!!
Moiraine (in a doctor evil like voice): how bout NO! You crazy forsaken
bustard!
:: all stare at Moiraine::
Moiraine:: looks confused :: what?
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*Scary Forsaken dudes take two*
Forsaken dude: it is time it ended
Moiraine: yes! PAST TIME!!
:: tries to burn him but nothing happens ::
Moiraine: uh...crap
:: Forsaken dude grins evilly as he advances on Moiraine ::
Moiraine:: smiles nervously: now now... lets not be too hasty...
*Rand is pulling Tam through the forest on a litter*
Tam:: in his fever dream :: I...am not... a sheep... I...am not... a sheep...
Rand: what the Bloody Ashes is he dreaming about anyway?!?!
Tam: Rand is not my son... Rand is not my son...
Rand:: stops :: okay that's it I'm not moving again until he stops talking nonsense-_-
Tam: I like the taste of Spam... I like the taste of Spam... I like the taste of Spam...
(Yeah... I know this one is really weird0_0)
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*Min telling Rand about her "Visions"*
Min: when I see you together I see sparks, and a shadow is trying to kill
the sparks, just like the sparks are trying to kill the shadow...
Rand: and what do you see when... you look at the others?
Min:: grins :: the war...ah.. Master Arda has a bunch of towers floating
around his head, a baby in a cradle holding a sword... and lots of fluffy
pink bunnies dancing around in a circle throwing daisy chains everywhere.
Rand: 0_0
Min I know, I don't understand it either...
(^_^;;;)
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*Evil Forsaken dudes, take 3*
:: Evil Forsaken dudes appear demanding "what they came for" ::
Lan:: is about to jump in front of Nyneave::
Moiraine:: evil Ae Sedai stare::
Lan: uh... crap:: looks between Nyneave and Moiraine in frustration::
:: Forsaken dude waits patiently::
Moiraine:: in a dangerous voice:: you DON'T want to make the wrong
decision Lan...
Nyneave:: watery eyed stare :: pleeease protect me Lan!!! (Yeah I know,
its VERY unlike her but...)
Lan:: charges at forsaken dude in frustration::
:: gets blown back ::
:: is knocked unconscious ::
(Yeah.. this one was lame -_-)
~*~
*The scene where Lan and Nyneave have a little talk*
:: Nyneave hand Lan some soup::
Nyneave: I should have known you were a king...
:: Lan takes Nyneave's hands and stares at her intently ::
Lan: my love you for... is like a rock...
Nyneave :: looks slightly confused ::
Lan: strong... steadfast... and makes a splashy sound when thrown into the
water^^
Nyneave:0_0
(this was inspired by one of the outtakes from an anime called
Berserk^_^)
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well that's the first part... wether a second will come isn't sure yet but
I hope u liked it^6 plz Read and review^^