***Guess I aint got no reason mingle round
***Found a superwoman that can leap from the truck in a single bound
***Mammie i'm tryna bling you down
***So niggas without shades can't stare when I bring you round
***Then work her tounge and me c*m faster than a speeding bullet
***Her loves stronger than a locomotive
***But only for the f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s
***Sing to me ma ma
Samamntha Mauney woke up in her bed from another strange dream and got dressed, she knew the dreams ment something, but in the meantime she just set them aside. As she went outside to get the mail the sound of children filled her head. When she finally got to her mailbox. She opened the wooden flap and took out a pile of letters, one was addressed ot her and the rest to her mom. She went inside and put her mom's mail on the table
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
She sat down on the couch with her letter and started to read
Miss S. Mauney,
We are pleased to inform you oyu have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Please ensure that the utmostattention be made ot the list of requirements. We are very much looking forward to having oyu as a part of the new Hogwarts' generation. Due to your experience you will be plased in your fifth year.
"Draco Dormeins Naquam Titillandos"
Professor Mcgonagall
*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*
***Baby they can't play you
***Cause i'll save you
***With my superpowers
***Boy i'm only humans
***But i'll be oyur superwoman
All of a sudden there was a knock at the door, she went to the window to see who it was. To her suprise there was an unuseually large man at the door, She was tall, at 11 years old she was 5'5, but he was rediculous.
"Mom, there's a strange man at the door"! She yelled
Her mother opened the door,
"Hello, may I help you"?
"Yes," the tall and hairy man said
"I'm looking for a Samantha Mauney" he said
"May I ask why" she replied
"SAhe has been accepted to Hogwarts School Of WITCHCRAFT AND wIZARDRY."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
***They don't know girls like me no no
***Take a girl like me to get a guy like you to understand
***How girls and guys sing
***I'm nopt your average chic
***Cause they can't do it like this
***I've been sent to save your day
***And things wont be the same
Her mother nearly fainted on the spot, and since she knew she would only slam the door in the oversized man's face, she walked over to the door and said
"What do I need to bring?"
"Just yer self" he replied
And with that she walked out side,
"Hello, my name's Hagrid"
And all of a sudden he pulled out a pink umbrella and said "dissaparate leaky cauldron" and with a woosh of an umbrella they were in a pub in England and they sat down, and Hagrid ordered 2 Butterbeers.
"I won't be able to get yer supplies with you, There'll be other kids yer year. The'll be here soon.
!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
***Baby they can't pay you
***Cause i'll save you
***With my Superpowers
***Boy i'm only human
***But i'll be your super woman
Just then 4 kids walked in and started walking toward Hagrid.
Hi Hagrid, only 3 said in unison, the blonde one sounded mute.
Hi, i'm Harry, the one with jet black hair said
I'm Ron, the one with flaming red hair said
Hello, i'm Hermione, she had bushy brown hair
And i'm Draco Malfoy, the blonde one said smirking.
"Come on, we'll take some money out of Gringotts for you, he said.
In five minutes the five og them were standing in front of a bank,
"Name please?" An ugly troll asked
"Samantha Mauney" she replied
follow me he said, and led her to a cart, and within 3 minutes of riding in the small cart they came ot a stop
How much should I take out? he asked
200 should do it, Harry said
The troll handed them a bag and led them ot the exit
(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*( )*)*)*)*)*)*)*)**)*)*)*)*)*)*)*)*)*)*)*)
***Boy I told you once before
***You aint gotta look up in the sky
***Cause the girl you need is right before oyur eyes
***Your so sick of all these broads
***Aint got nothiin' to stand for
***Cause with me oyu won't fall off oh baby no
After they finished shopping they went ot the leaky Cauldron to get some rest
***Everyday,Everyday
***I love you in a special way
***They can't stay
***Now that i'm here, im here
***It's superwomanbout to save my dayThem co's I hooked an dgave someplay
***Now I wouldn't even wave there way
***I understand why them other chics behave that way
***They see ith icy S on your chest engarved in grey
***Be hipped I might
***Youn usuallually get my tips i'm tight
***The only green I keep from you is kryptonite
***When that blowing red suit fits your hips so right
***It's like duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh damn
***It's like i'm under your spell
***If feelin you is a crime, they gon have to put me under the jail
***You probbally hear the details that I be in everything
***From lairs to CL's to my share of females
***You know I care for you
***And any time this niggas there for you
***The feelings I only share for you
***This makes lilmo clear for you that
***Baby they cant play you
***Cause ill save oyu
***boy im only human but ill be oyur superwoman
FIN
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N IM DONE, CHAP 2 WILL BE OUT TOMMARROW, IT'LL BE SUM-41
Superwoman belongs to Lil' Mo, I am Samantha, and the rest is JKR's
***Found a superwoman that can leap from the truck in a single bound
***Mammie i'm tryna bling you down
***So niggas without shades can't stare when I bring you round
***Then work her tounge and me c*m faster than a speeding bullet
***Her loves stronger than a locomotive
***But only for the f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s
***Sing to me ma ma
Samamntha Mauney woke up in her bed from another strange dream and got dressed, she knew the dreams ment something, but in the meantime she just set them aside. As she went outside to get the mail the sound of children filled her head. When she finally got to her mailbox. She opened the wooden flap and took out a pile of letters, one was addressed ot her and the rest to her mom. She went inside and put her mom's mail on the table
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
She sat down on the couch with her letter and started to read
Miss S. Mauney,
We are pleased to inform you oyu have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Please ensure that the utmostattention be made ot the list of requirements. We are very much looking forward to having oyu as a part of the new Hogwarts' generation. Due to your experience you will be plased in your fifth year.
"Draco Dormeins Naquam Titillandos"
Professor Mcgonagall
*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*:*
***Baby they can't play you
***Cause i'll save you
***With my superpowers
***Boy i'm only humans
***But i'll be oyur superwoman
All of a sudden there was a knock at the door, she went to the window to see who it was. To her suprise there was an unuseually large man at the door, She was tall, at 11 years old she was 5'5, but he was rediculous.
"Mom, there's a strange man at the door"! She yelled
Her mother opened the door,
"Hello, may I help you"?
"Yes," the tall and hairy man said
"I'm looking for a Samantha Mauney" he said
"May I ask why" she replied
"SAhe has been accepted to Hogwarts School Of WITCHCRAFT AND wIZARDRY."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
***They don't know girls like me no no
***Take a girl like me to get a guy like you to understand
***How girls and guys sing
***I'm nopt your average chic
***Cause they can't do it like this
***I've been sent to save your day
***And things wont be the same
Her mother nearly fainted on the spot, and since she knew she would only slam the door in the oversized man's face, she walked over to the door and said
"What do I need to bring?"
"Just yer self" he replied
And with that she walked out side,
"Hello, my name's Hagrid"
And all of a sudden he pulled out a pink umbrella and said "dissaparate leaky cauldron" and with a woosh of an umbrella they were in a pub in England and they sat down, and Hagrid ordered 2 Butterbeers.
"I won't be able to get yer supplies with you, There'll be other kids yer year. The'll be here soon.
!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
***Baby they can't pay you
***Cause i'll save you
***With my Superpowers
***Boy i'm only human
***But i'll be your super woman
Just then 4 kids walked in and started walking toward Hagrid.
Hi Hagrid, only 3 said in unison, the blonde one sounded mute.
Hi, i'm Harry, the one with jet black hair said
I'm Ron, the one with flaming red hair said
Hello, i'm Hermione, she had bushy brown hair
And i'm Draco Malfoy, the blonde one said smirking.
"Come on, we'll take some money out of Gringotts for you, he said.
In five minutes the five og them were standing in front of a bank,
"Name please?" An ugly troll asked
"Samantha Mauney" she replied
follow me he said, and led her to a cart, and within 3 minutes of riding in the small cart they came ot a stop
How much should I take out? he asked
200 should do it, Harry said
The troll handed them a bag and led them ot the exit
(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*(*( )*)*)*)*)*)*)*)**)*)*)*)*)*)*)*)*)*)*)*)
***Boy I told you once before
***You aint gotta look up in the sky
***Cause the girl you need is right before oyur eyes
***Your so sick of all these broads
***Aint got nothiin' to stand for
***Cause with me oyu won't fall off oh baby no
After they finished shopping they went ot the leaky Cauldron to get some rest
***Everyday,Everyday
***I love you in a special way
***They can't stay
***Now that i'm here, im here
***It's superwomanbout to save my dayThem co's I hooked an dgave someplay
***Now I wouldn't even wave there way
***I understand why them other chics behave that way
***They see ith icy S on your chest engarved in grey
***Be hipped I might
***Youn usuallually get my tips i'm tight
***The only green I keep from you is kryptonite
***When that blowing red suit fits your hips so right
***It's like duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh damn
***It's like i'm under your spell
***If feelin you is a crime, they gon have to put me under the jail
***You probbally hear the details that I be in everything
***From lairs to CL's to my share of females
***You know I care for you
***And any time this niggas there for you
***The feelings I only share for you
***This makes lilmo clear for you that
***Baby they cant play you
***Cause ill save oyu
***boy im only human but ill be oyur superwoman
FIN
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N IM DONE, CHAP 2 WILL BE OUT TOMMARROW, IT'LL BE SUM-41
Superwoman belongs to Lil' Mo, I am Samantha, and the rest is JKR's