All rights go to the authors. This was just for fun?... DISCLAIMER : ...

Me: well Klaus? Klaus: *sighs* she doesn't own us or the greencloaks. Or the many references...Me: and?... Klaus: *face palm* she only owns Connie and Jane. Me: thank you, and no profit is being earned . Klaus: can I leave now?

Dear readers, in this very short-ish book (fanfic) alone, the Baudelaires will meet the 15 great beasts and their partners (and the keeper). Together they try to save the world. If you are faint of heart or you are a very decent person, I advise you to close this book ( fanfic) right now. Go read something happier like the Littlest Elf or Dora. Shadow house fans, this book ( fanfic ) has only references, so no characters from shadow house will be in the story.(However maybe my second fanfic will have Shadow House.)As I recall, No Way Out is coming up. Matilda will be pleased. Any way within these pages are filled with woeful misery. It involves peppermints, scissors, two evil men who want revenge and a kid with a tail. Add the spirit animals... you don't need to know. I seriously don't need Mr. D complaining about Abeke's leopard. So don't tell him. Gghjjgygyguyvjhvbhhf! Thimbletack! Stop jumping on the computer! Sorry about the brownie, he hates it when people write (fanfiction) books, especially since Ms. Sanderson made him and Bethany fix some of the problems. Anyway this book is not for you. And if you read this story, I have one request: don't send me a howler.

-Lemony Snick- ha ha nope not him. He had nothing to do with this,

-The Keeper of Greenhaven

P.S. Meilin get rid of Coffeena, please!...( This is to anyone who plays the spirit animal game. I don't understand how to use forum and signature thingy. So can someone please be kind and explain it to me?) Anyway this is my first fanfic and sorry if it's bad... advice is always wanted. (please note that this is after the Conquerors, Wyrm, and fakecloaks. I don't know what happened with the fakecloaks, but just assume it's over.)

P.S.S was the letter thing kind of like Lemony Snicket's? Sorry I tried.

And by the way, I decided that the Baudelaires and the VFD and other important people were stuck in time and some of them had to get their memories modified to be able to live in the 21st century. (I can hear my sister calling me evil.)

NO I'm not really using my game character from the game. I put a random real name for the Keeper.

Rollan

Rollan was done. For a guy who saved Edras no more than three times now. He really deserved a break. He was walking in a random town, minding his own business-.

"Rollan? "

He turned around and found himself facing a very ticked off Meilin.

She was dripping wet, looking murderous, and somehow ...all pink...

Meilin caught Rollan staring and said, "You know who is back. Olvan's so mad...and he wants us in his study." Usually a very annoyed Olvan was funny, but an annoyed Meilin was no laughing matter. Rollan had several bruises to prove it.

"Who?"

"The Keeper birdbrain!"

"Oh yah!" He said this with much sarcasm. Meilin glared at him then punched his arm.

"How could you forget the Keeper!"

"I didn't!" He hollered back. Frantically he went through his brain searching for the word " Keeper". He was sure that the word had danger written all over it. "Didn't she go on a quest with worthy or something?" Meilin gave him a look. The kind that said, "Rollan, what am I going to do with you."

"Hey! To be fair, I only met her once."

There goes another look.

" THE Kee Per," she pronounced every syllable as if talking to a child, " you know? The one that -"

All of the sudden, Rollan was covered in white paint.

"Does that." She finished. From a distance, Rollan heard a girl yelling, "Olvan's fault."

Rollan was seriously having a bad day.