okay for starters this story probably makes no sense whatsoever but i get
to make up ways to kill bin laden... enjoy :P
Bin Laden was sitting on a street corner selling himself as a 1ยข man whore when suddenly he noticed a sheep across the street.
"gee that sheeps pretty hot" binny said to himself. "i should walk over and introduce myself.
And with that, Bin Laden took a few depressants to calm his nerves and he walked stealthily towards the sheep.
The sheep looked at him and baahed
bin laden said"hello little sheep, can i hump you?"
Sheep: BAAAAHHHH
the sheep kicked binny in the nuts and attempted to flee but a kick in the nuts doesnt affect bin laden as we all know but not him and bin laden soon had the poor sheep tied up and he was ready to hump it.
Meanwhile, the FBI and the CIA and george bush were watching through hidden cameras and saw bin laden humping the sheep. Bush kinda made a funny shrieking noise and yelled " AAGHH KILL IT KILL IT!!" the secretary of defense said" but sir he isnt doing anything wrong we cant legally..."
Bush cut him off by screaming "NUUUKEEEE IIIT!!!"
The sec. stuttered and made the lame excuse that it was on us soil and as we all know kansas isnt in the united states its canadian.
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Bin laden reached his climax with the sheep (which we shall not discuss) and was sitting by the madly bleating sheep looking up at the sky.
"Waaaiit its fourth of july? shouldnt i be plotting to rule the world right now?" said bin laden as he stared at the oncoming nuclear missile with stupidity
"oh well.... wait... ooohhh ^#&^!!" Bin laden squealed as he attempted to flee from the nuke.
fortunately for us but kinda sux fer him he made it about 4 and a half feet before it detonated.... very slowly. you see, it was called a pain bomb. you sit there for about 24 hours while your insides kinda die out and, obviously from its name, was very painful.
Along with 4 million or so other people from Kansas and the outlying "Canadian" states were instantly vaporized except bin laden so it was okay with the prez since it was a quick demise for them
Bin laden ran to the white house shrieking obscenities until finally some hick pulled out his 12 gauge shotgun (eww earl get betsy, we got ourselves quite a dinner tonight, its roast freak!!"
Bin laden died shortly after he was digested.... THE END
Bin Laden was sitting on a street corner selling himself as a 1ยข man whore when suddenly he noticed a sheep across the street.
"gee that sheeps pretty hot" binny said to himself. "i should walk over and introduce myself.
And with that, Bin Laden took a few depressants to calm his nerves and he walked stealthily towards the sheep.
The sheep looked at him and baahed
bin laden said"hello little sheep, can i hump you?"
Sheep: BAAAAHHHH
the sheep kicked binny in the nuts and attempted to flee but a kick in the nuts doesnt affect bin laden as we all know but not him and bin laden soon had the poor sheep tied up and he was ready to hump it.
Meanwhile, the FBI and the CIA and george bush were watching through hidden cameras and saw bin laden humping the sheep. Bush kinda made a funny shrieking noise and yelled " AAGHH KILL IT KILL IT!!" the secretary of defense said" but sir he isnt doing anything wrong we cant legally..."
Bush cut him off by screaming "NUUUKEEEE IIIT!!!"
The sec. stuttered and made the lame excuse that it was on us soil and as we all know kansas isnt in the united states its canadian.
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Bin laden reached his climax with the sheep (which we shall not discuss) and was sitting by the madly bleating sheep looking up at the sky.
"Waaaiit its fourth of july? shouldnt i be plotting to rule the world right now?" said bin laden as he stared at the oncoming nuclear missile with stupidity
"oh well.... wait... ooohhh ^#&^!!" Bin laden squealed as he attempted to flee from the nuke.
fortunately for us but kinda sux fer him he made it about 4 and a half feet before it detonated.... very slowly. you see, it was called a pain bomb. you sit there for about 24 hours while your insides kinda die out and, obviously from its name, was very painful.
Along with 4 million or so other people from Kansas and the outlying "Canadian" states were instantly vaporized except bin laden so it was okay with the prez since it was a quick demise for them
Bin laden ran to the white house shrieking obscenities until finally some hick pulled out his 12 gauge shotgun (eww earl get betsy, we got ourselves quite a dinner tonight, its roast freak!!"
Bin laden died shortly after he was digested.... THE END