"Sam, you have to. I'm sorry," Artie says, grimacing in pain.
"But..."
"No buts Sam! You have to do it and you have to do it now," Artie kisses his cheek. "I love you, and that's why you have to do this."
"I don't want to-"
"Do it."
Bang bang
"See? Now you don't have to worry about my character infecting you. Now go kick some zombie ass!" Artie exclaims.
"You're adorable when you get really into video games." Sam says, laughing and accidentally killing his own character.
"Now we have to start the level over!" Artie whines.