NOTE: Hi. this is my first ever story. if you've seen AATC around, you know what i'm talking 'bout.
I DO NOT OWN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS NOR ANY OTHER THINGS IN THE STORY EXCEPT MY OC'S
end note.
CHAPTER 1: I need french lessons, and a beer
Prologue:
It has been 20 long years since Alvin Seville and his brothers Simon and Theodore, along with their female counterparts-Brittany Miller and her sisters Jeanette and Eleanor-were involved in busting up an international smuggling ring.
Under the cover of a hot-air balloon race around the world, the Chipmunks delivered dolls of themselves holding money in them to twelve locations, receiving Chippette dolls filled with diamonds in exchange-and vice versa for the Chipettes. After the Chipettes argued over the dolls and ripped a Brittany doll's arms off, revealing the diamonds within, they opened an Alvin doll and revealed the money inside.
Upon returning to L.A., the Chipmunks and Chipettes confronted Klaus and Claudia Furstein, the people behind the diamond smuggling operation-turned-balloon race. After a chase through the airport and onto the streets of Los Angeles, Klaus and Claudia were captured by Interpol agents.
About a year later, a movie on those events called The Chipmunk Adventure (you should have heard MATT raise a stink over that one) was released. After seeing the movie (and Brittany's worrying that the world's terrorists were in trouble after the diamonds were discovered), MATTand Brittany shared their first kiss and became boyfriend and girlfriend.
It is nearly twenty years after the events depicted in The Chipmunk Adventure. Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette and Eleanor are all just about to appear at the premiere of Superman II: "HSM 4: the Movie that Romick shot." It is here that Alvin intends to take the "next step."
Alvin Seville smiled as, on his XBOX 360, he watched the Chipmunk Adventure movie. He smiled because of the determination Brittany showed in Athens when she said, "All right, Mr. Popularity. How much you wanna bet (that) we can out rock 'n' roll you?" All Alvin did was draw the brim of his baseball cap across his face. He smiled even more when Simon said to Jeanette, "We've got to keep these two apart."
"Hopefully," Alvin said to himself, "after tonight, there'll be nothing they can do." Alvin looked at a pink case with a darker pink stripe across the front. As "The Girls of Rock 'n' Roll" began, Alvin stood up, pocketed the case, turned off the XBOX and TV, then left his room.
At the Fine Arts Theater in Los Angeles, Simon and Theodore Seville stood with their Chipette counterparts-Jeanette and Eleanor Miller-and waited for their leaders. Little did they know that, in the shadows of an alley near the theater, waited a shadowy figure.
Meanwhile, at the Los Angeles International Airport branch of INTERPOL-the INTERnational POLice Organization, Inspector Henri Jamal was seated at his desk, looking over the day's reports when the phone on his desk rang. "yo I i a gangsta eh?" he said. "Monsieur Inspector, there is a Claire Miller to see you," Jamal's desk watchman said.
"I have been expecting her," Jamal said. "Show her in." "Yes, sir," the desk watchman said. The door to Jamal's office opened and Brittany walked in. "Madame Miller, welcome," Jamal said. "It has been, god forbid, nineteen years since we last met."
"It is indeed good to see you again, Inspector," Brittany said as Jamal kissed her on the hand. "I was on my way to the dumbo and friends Arts Theater for the movie that romick shot DVD release party and wanted to see if you had any word on MATT and his plans for tonight."
"Yes, I do. In fact," Jamal said, gesturing to the desk telephone, "I am expecting a call from one of my wives whom I have stationed in an alley near the theater, waiting for Zac and the gang to arrive." Jamal turned back to Brittany. "No doubt Kenny has something special planned for tonight."
Brittany hoped Alvin would ask a certain question at the release party. But, for as long as she knew him, Brittany knew that MATT was a pro at keeping her on her toes. Or, as Brittany's friend and WWE dude Hulk Hogan was so fond of saying, "you gotta keep them on their toes brother."
Brittany smiled. But, the smile disappeared as Jamal's desk telephone rang. "Go ahead," Jamal said. A voice-Jamal's field agent, Brittany decided-spoke in French. "Inspector, this is your 100 wife. I am in an alley directly across the street from the Fine Arts Theater. Romick just arrived. He said to his brothers and the chipmunks that "I intend to ask Brittany to marry me tonight at the post-screening party." "Very well wife 100. Your duties are concluded," Jamal said. "Miss Miller will be on scene within the hour."
"As you command, Inspector," the field agent said before the call cut off. Jamal smiled at Brittany. "I'll walk you back to your car, Brittany," Jamal said.
As Brittany pulled out of LAX's parking lot, she wished she could understand French. Or how they made beer- which made her think
Brittney really wanted a beer.
So she went to big boobs drug and drink store to get some
"YO BIG BOOB STORE GUY! GET ME SOME WISKY AND A FEW DRUGS, REAL NOT OVER THE COUNTER" she said
The store guy, who's name was Eli Matson, from America's got talent, pulled them out.
Brittney pulled out her 2 colt peacemakers, and shot eli in his privates, and in the heart. She never misses.
On the way to the party, Brittney hears things. Voices, death, girls pissing and craping.
TBC:
AN: did I mention that the munks are porn stars and they are gay\lesbian in the videos? or that Brittney and the munks will be killed my the ghots of Nixion?
MATT