Okkkkay.

So I really, really have wanted to do this idea for a long time.

Because innuendos are just…so much fun, and don't deny it, James would have so much friggin' fun torturing Lily with them. D

Poor Lily. ):

Anyway, for all you Dreams fans, don't worry. This story is just for a bit of fun and in no way will prioritize over anything else.

Okay, anywho.

James and Lily don't belong to me because I'm not cool enough to invent them. D:

ONTO THE STORY.

FYI this one is pretty short, because this story is sort of like a bunch o' drabbles.

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James smiled deviously as the common room emptied, leaving only the two of them sitting quietly by the fire place.
He stood up for a moment, pretending to stretch his arms over his head and making a slight groaning/grunting sound.
After the little display, he walked towards the deep maroon couch that Lily currently occupied.
Lily didn't make any objections as he stood in front of her, watching.
Not even a sound when he plopped down on the couch, right next to her.

His mouth tightened.
What was wrong with her today?
…

Whatever it was, this ignoring thing had to stop.

A wide grin immediately washed over James' face as an idea struck him.

He leaned closer to Lily, nudging her a bit with his elbow.
"Hey Evans..." He said, still smiling.
She looked up from her transfiguration essay, only to glare daggers when she saw it was James.

"A little birdy told me that...you liked to ride brooms." (1)

Lily nodded slowly, one eye-brow arched. "Well...yeah."

James' grin only widened. "Well," He began, leaning closer towards her so he could whisper in her ear. "I was just wondering if maybe you wanted to...try out my broom sometime."

Lily's face twisted in confusion as her brain began to process the statement.
"Wai-what?" She began, eyebrows raised.

"It's always gotten the job done..." He whispered, his smile growing wider by the second. "Want to try it ou-?" But James never got to finish that statement.
Because in that instant books, quills, and bold curses went all flying towards him.

Apparently Lily didn't like flying after all.

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Heh. '

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-Flees-