I really have no idea where this came from. It attacked to me in math class and i just had to get it out of my head. Enjoy :D
Cranky Harry
After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter was constantly plagued by nightmares. It was so bad that he never got any sleep. And of course that made him tired. And being tired made him cranky. Very cranky. All the time!
So Hermione called a meeting to decide what to do. She invited every single person Harry knew. The Weasleys, Dumbledore, Sirius, Remus, all the Gryffindors in Harry's year, and Snape. Even Draco Malfoy got an invite.
"We could just get him to drink a sleeping potion" Draco suggested.
"Too addicting," Snape countered.
"Yeah," Ron cried. "And why are you even here, ferret?!"
Draco shrugged. "Granger invited me."
Everyone turned to Hermione, horrified. "WHY," they all screamed.
Hermione burst into tears. "Harry's been keeping me up at night to. I'M TOO TIRED TO EXCLUDE THE FERRET! WE MUST TRY EVERYTHING!!!"
Everyone exchanged glances and nodded. That was perfectly logical. Seeing that everyone agreed with her she gradually stopped crying.
"So what are we going to do," Neville asked after everyone had stopped agreeing with what Hermione had yelled.
"Maybe he just needs a good shag," Seamus suggested.
"I'm his girlfriend," Ginny cried. "I'll do it!!"
"No! He may be gay," Seamus cried. "I'll do it!!"
With that, both of them ran from the room to find Harry.
"What if that doesn't work," Mrs. Weasley asked when Ginny and Seamus had left.
Fred and George shared a grin. "We could try."
Everyone shrugged. They didn't have any better ideas. So, grinning, the twins ran out of the room after Seamus and Ginny.
Hermione looked around the room. "Well, we'll try shagging. If that doesn't work we'll meet again tomorrow. Same time, same place."
Everyone nodded and dispersed.