Oh my Thor!
I huffed and wrestled with my lock on the chain. Once again Loki had decided to go after me to either kill me or pressure me into marriage. But I was no Asgardian. In his case Ass-gardian. Now don't get me wrong, I don't mind being an ambassador between Asgard and Earth. However; I really do not appreciate being kidnapped. My thoughts were interrupted by an unearthly yell. I took this chance to use the only thing he'd given me, a chicken bone. Which I proceeded to use it to undo the rope. Hopping out I continued with extreme caution. Thank George had taught me a few tricks on knives and hand to hand combat. After clearing one area I went through. After a while I came face to face with Loki and Thor who were having an epic battle.
"Loki stop! This is one reason I am not keen on going near you. " I yelled efficiently getting his attention.
"Then marry me and I will stop." He said.
"Let us get this the hell over with." I muttered.
"But isn't of your custom to what you call date?"
"No need. I know you better than Thor, and we live in the tower together." By the tower I meant Stark Tower, the current place where all the Avengers lived. It might be strange, but the thing you might know is I am Captain America's sister. With all the war I joined Torchwood under Captain Jack's watch and learned many new languages, most of them alien.
"sssSSS. Ouch that hurt."
"Of course it did because you are nothing but shtako." I spat angrily at him.
"SHTAKO?" He repeated confused.
"Shtako, crap or poop used by the votans of the future." Said a computer that was from my protective armour, which was now repaired. It moulded itself around me.
"Now allow me to make you shtako all over the floor!" I retorted and attacked with Thor going after him on the other side. In no time, we had him back at the palace caged like a monkey.
"Shall we?" Asked Thor. I nodded I wanted some time back on my home planet. Sight-seeing is fun. If that's what you call getting captured and kissing butts.