The REPLAYED Files
An on purpose badly written compilation
of generic, cliché fanfiction plots and canon mistakes
in the Ghost Hunt fandom.
By yours truly.
Chapter 1: In this case I've been there and done that.
Mai was late again, and Naru stared at his teacup. She should have come about 6 hours ago!! It was freaking 3'o clock in the afternoon. What about the files that needed to be sorted, and what about the tea that needed to be drunk! All of sudden he heard the door of the office crack open (nobody bothered oiling the hinges) and he rose to his feet to open the door of his private office.
"You're late," he commented disdainfully, staring down at her as if she was a rat who escaped from a cage.
Mai cheerfully appeared in front of him.
"Good morning Naru. Sorry, I overslept!"
Naru and company raised an eyebrow.
They got over their morning or afternoon surprise (it depends on how you look at it), and resumed to doing their work. Both Lin and Naru were stuck in their respective offices, Yasuhara was somewhere scheming something and Mai was fetching them some tea every half an hour or so, before turning into the office's decoration plant again.
Mai gave Lin his cup of tea. Lin said nothing much as usually (he was just there). Their conversations were so short you can't even hear them talking.
Mai went to Naru's office and placed it right in front of him on top of a staple of papers. His eyes were of the most brilliant sparkling blue and his face's complexion was like a glow in the dark, and she was inclined to think he was a zombie. His face was so hidden you couldn't even see him working.
"Your tea Naru, now say 'Thank you!!'"
Naru glared, rose to his feet and opened the door for her.
"'Why thank you Mai!'. No, 'why thank you for opening the door?!'" Mai screeched and kicked his shin before leaving.
Naru closed the door.
"Ouch."
He bent down to rub his shin.
Mai knocked on Naru's door before opening it slightly.
"Naru, there are two foreigners in the waiting room. They think I'm your girlfriend," she rolled her eyes.
Naru sighed. That's nothing new. He entered the waiting room and saw two familiar faces sitting on the couches.
"NOLL!!" They screamed, "Who's this girl, she's really cute!!"
Naru stared at Mai for a long moment, contemplating what to say. The girl turned bright red, and he knew that if he stared any longer she would faint to the floor, so he turned back to his parental units and declared, "she pales in comparison to my handsomeness."
"NARU!! How dare you insulting me in front of strangers?!" Mai threw a fit and stomped on the floor like a little kid.
Lin, who suddenly appeared on one of the couches, raised an eyebrow. 'Didn't she meet them after they fished a certain decomposed body out of a lake? Wait. Who cares.' Then he went back playing video games on his computer.
"I think she would be worthy of Naru's hand," Yasuhara whispered in their ears with a sly voice.
"Good idea! Why don't you take this really interesting case in London. You, your girlfriend and everyone who works here can come along," his mother smiled.
"No father, mother. You can't convince me," Naru said and then bombarded them with questions. "Why in the world would I travel all the way to the UK? Don't you have any other ghost hunters to take care of things like that? What about the expenses?"
His father narrowed his eyes as if to release a cannonball of valid reasons.
"Madoka said so."
Naru was impressed enough by the argument to accept the case.
"We're leaving tomorrow."
It rained. Yes, the whole investigation group arrived at the suspicious and classic ghost breeding ground in London. For unknown reasons the ghosts pulled pranks on the young people who entered the somber and distant abandoned villa. Especially young girls around Mai and Masako's age. Masako immediately fainted down the stairs from seeing so many ghosts and thus was immune to being targeted. John went with her to a hospital.
Fortunately for her she never saw how Naru got possessed by a random ghost. Lin had to raise an eyebrow for the boy doesn't get possessed so easily. The young man made out with Mai who thought it was Naru being himself. Then when Naru released her he went to Ayako to do the same, but Bou-san and Lin-san used some karate moves to prevent him from doing so.
Mai felt so hurt by his stunts, that she slapped her boss and ran away from the scene.
All of sudden, she stumbled upon a graveyard and went to sit in front of one of the graves. It was the grave of... dun dun dun... EUGENE DAVIS!! And it had a picture of him too, he was gesturing a V sign (✌) and smiling, which had Mai surprised so much that she screamed and fainted from the shock.
vvv✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌vvv
From faraway they heard a girl scream, while everyone ate their exclusive dinner in the abandoned building by a famous chef. Where that chef came from, they had no idea.
"Isn't that Mai?" Ayako absentmindedly asked.
Naru shrugged.
"You cold hearted bastard! Why don't you hurry up and save her!" Bou-san yelled, kicking him in the side.
"I would if you released me from these handcuffs," he rolled his eyes, before trying to eat the yummy steak on his plate.
Lin had to raise an eyebrow from shock. 'But but but- I thought he was a fellow vegetarian! The traitor!' He shook a fist.
Ayako looked suspiciously at the monk.
"Where did you get those things anyway?"
"Oh I got them from the young man over there," he said referring to Yasuhara.
"Kinky!" She said, winking an eye, but then noticed Naru had escaped from the room one way or another. "Naru!!"
"How did he-?!" Yasuhara exclaimed, picking up the set of handcuffs.
"Awesome-fied! Naru hodo! Naru-houdini!"
At the end of the day, Lin started to gather foam around the corner of his mouth, while playing against the final boss of the video game.