THE MILLENIUM FALCON FLEW THREW OUTER SPACE, IN THE COC PIT HAN SOLO PRESD THE BUTTINS ON THE CONTROLS WEN HE SAW A NEW BLIP ON THE COMPUTER. BEEP BEEP OH NO ITS THE DETH STAR TIME FOR HYPER DRIVE OH NO THE HYPER DRIVES BROKEN WHAT ARE WE GOIN TO DO? THE DETH STAR PUT THE FALCON IN ITS TRACKTIR BEEM AND PULLED IT IN BUT HAN HAD A PLAN HE TURND THE FALCON UPSIDOWN SO IT LOOKD LIKE A TY FITER AND TURND ON THE RAYDEO THIS IS STORM TROOPR SOLO OF THE PRATENDIUM PALCON IM BRINING A PRISONAR TO THE DETH STAR HIS NAME IS CHEW BACKA THE CHEWER AND HES A DANJERIS WOOKY I DONT BALEAVE YOU SEID DARK VAYDIR ON THE RAYDIO YOU AR PART OF THE REBIL ALIINCE AND A TRAYTIR! DARK VAYDIR SHOT THE DETH STAR AT THE FALCON BUT HAN WAS FASTER
HAN SHOT THE RAYDIO WITH HIS LAZER AND SEID BORING CONVER SAY SHUN ANY WAY THEN HE DOJED THE LAZER AND SHOT THE FALCONS QAD LAZER CANON AT THE DETH STAR IT BLEW UP TAKE THAT LOOKE HE SEID AND TAKE THAT VAYDIR IM HAN SOLO AND I HELPD TOO SEID CHEWY MEENWILE ON HATH LOOKE LOOKED UP IN THE SKY AND SAW THE DETH STAR BLOW UP HEY I WANED TO BLOW THAT DETH STAR UP! HAN LANDED THE FALCON IN THE SNOW AND JUMPED OUT HI LOOKE I BLEW UP THE DETH STAR HE SEID BUT DARK VAYDIR ASCAPD WANNA HELP ME SERCH FOR HIM? YAH SEID LOOKE BUT WIR TAKIN MY X WING AND NOT YOUR PEECE A JUNK FALCON HAN DIDINT TELL LOOKE THAT IT WAS THE FALCON THAT SAVED THE DAY BY PRATENDING TO BE A TY FITER AND SQEEZD IN LOOKES XWING WITH AR2DE2 HE LAFFED AT HOW BAD A PILIT LOOKE WAS HE SHUDNT PLAY SO MANY VIDEO GAMES HE SHUD PLAY WITH TOYS LIKE OBY ONE ITS TO BAD THAT OBY ONE DYED LOOKE WANED RAVENJE CAUSE VAYDIR KILLD OBY ONE BUT HAN ACTCHALLY LIKED VAYDIR BACUSE VAYDIR WAS RELLY A GOOD GUY BUT LOOKE DIDENT NO THAT BECUS HE WAS A ARAGANT JEDI THE GOST OF OBY ONE SHOWD UP IN THE COC PIT LOOKE HE SEID DONT GO AFTER VAYDIR YOU NEED TO TRANE WITH YOWDA FERST ON DAYGOBA I DONT LIKE YOWDA HES BABYISH SEID LOOKE WHY CANT I TRANE WITH QWY GONE YOU HAVE NO PAYSHENCE LOOKE SAID OBY ONE SUDDANLY VAYDIR SHOWD UP IN HIS TY FITER LOOKE I CAN SENS YOUR PRESENS HE SEID I NEW I SHOWDANT HAV BRAWT YOU LOOKE SEID HAN NOW YOUV ROOINED EVERY THING AGEN! SORRY HAN SEID LOOKE BUT VAYDIR IS MY ANAMY AND I WANNA KILL HIM WITH MY LITE SAYBER NO LOOKE YOU CANT DEFEET ANEKIN WITH A LITE SAYBER BECUSE HE HAS ONE TOO! HE DOSINT HAVE A LAZER WE CAN USE THAT AGENST HIM AND HE HAS NO DETH STAR NOW WATE A MINIT WHATS THAT ITS ANOTHER DETH STAR OH NO! AND WATS THAT TOWER ON IT? THE EMPIRIR IS IN THAT THING! I HAVE A VERY VERY BAD FEELING ABOWT THIS! THE DETH STAR SHOT ITS LAZER TO BE CONTINUD, PRABOBLY I HOPD YOU LIKD IT I LIKD RITING IT BEST ASINEMENT EVER BUT I WISH I CUD RITE REEL STAR WARS AND NOT JUST FAN FICSHUN MAYBE I WILL WHEN IM OLDER. BYE!
