KA: This is my first fanfic, so be nice. Oh, and please don't flame me. ; May be OOC...
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
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"AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Shrill screaming echoed throughout the woods followed by the sound of metal-on-wood. Beads of sweat were beginning to form on her forehead as she chased the cursed monster. Sen had been tracking down the marysue for several weeks now. It had seduced the men of her village one-by-one, while corrupting the souls of the women. The marysue had passed it's virus deep into their veins, slowly killing them!
"THERE YOU ARE."
Sen withdrew her dual-switchblades and charged towards the marysue. The marysue turned it's ugly head toward her direction, it's bulging eyes suddenly turned into a crimson color. Then it released a bloodcurdling scream that can make any creature die within earshot. Luckily, Sen had plugged her ears full of wax earlier to dull the dreadful sound.
Sen held her switchblades high and aimed at it's heart. But instead of hearing the sound of tearing flesh, she hit thin air.
Cursing under her breath, Sen looked up and dodged just when the marysue tried to crush her with a rotten log. The marysue reared it's ugly head and roared, " RAARGH! DIIIEEEEEE!" The marysue swung the wooden log at Sen three times. Sen had dodged them easily. On the third strike, Sen jumped on top of the log and bashed the marysue's face in with her foot, ( The boots Sen is wearing by the way, has spikes in it ).
The marysue dropped the log and covered it's face yelling , "AAAAGGGHH! Lyke, my beautiful face is RUINED!"
Seizing her chance, Sen ran to the marysue with her switchblades ready. Sadly, she had slipped on a stupid tree root and fell face-first into the dirt. Sen looked up and saw a whirlwind of dust and pink as the marysue begin to disappear. Desperate, Sen threw one of her switchblades at the whirlwind-
Thud!
Sen looked in disbelief at the blade that was embedded inside the tree trunk. She had actually lost a marysue...After years of training in the Anti-Marysue Temple, she had let one get away...Sen couldn't bear the thought of what that marysue would do to the next man she sees. Sen looked up into the sky and let out all of her negative energy.
"GOD DAMNIT!"
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Sasuke could hear giggling.
Everywhere...
Shudder.
These fan girls were driving him crazy! Everywhere he would go, they were there. On the training grounds, his house, his room, his bathroom, in the library, his bathroom, hokage's office, restaurants, his bathroom, during evening walks, and did he mention his bathroom?
Sasuke ran into a nearby alley and hid behind a bunch of trash cans. The crowd of fan girls ran past him squeeling, " Sasuke-kuuuuun! Where are you!"
Sasuke leaned against the wall catching his breathe for a moment. Then he felt an awfully warm hand, snaking around his waist. Thinking it was Sakura or Ino, Sasuke turned around to give one of his famous Uchiha-death glares.
He was actually not at all surprised to see a blonde girl clinging on to him, but something seemed strange...
The girl had an eerie aura around her, as if she wasn't human. First of all, her breast were like balloons, and second, her eyes were a purple-plastic color.
"Oooooh, Sasuke-kun," she purred, "I would lyke, love to have your baby."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes in suspicion and jerked away from her. Her hands had left a sting around his waist. She widened her eyes in fake innocence as she said," Are you totally shy? I would lyke, melt that frozen heart of yours." She smiled. Sasuke looked at her in horror, "Holy shit!"
He sped out of there. That was a fuckin' marysue! Sasuke had to warn the others, before it was too late!
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KA: I think sasuke out of character here...I don't know...Tell me if he's out of character! I need a little help too, what is the name of that jutsu that Sasuke can do? Y'know the one one with the fire coming out of his mouth? Please read and review.